Democrats Clarify They're OK With A Bloodbath If It's Just From Killing The Unborn

U.S. — In the wake of the controversy stirred up by former President Donald Trump's use of the word "bloodbath," Democrats issued a statement to clarify that they're OK with a bloodbath as long as it's just from killing unborn children.

"We don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. Not all bloodbaths are necessarily bad," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "While we take exception to Donald Trump's shocking and horrifying use of the term ‘bloodbath,' we are absolutely on board with keeping the bloodbath of murdering unborn infants going in perpetuity. The bloodbath of infanticide is, in fact, the lifeblood of our party."

Planned Parenthood also released a statement, thanking Democrats for the important clarification.

When reached for comment, the White House confirmed that maintaining the abortion industry and making the practice more widely accepted and available was an appropriate form of bloodbath. "Let's be clear," said Press Secretary

Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "This administration only supports one type of bloodbath. Baby bloodbath. The blood of babies. We do not condone any other type of bloodbath, such as an electoral bloodbath where we lose the election in November. That is not ok. Baby bloodbaths where we kill millions and millions of unborn babies, however, are just fine. Thank you."

At publishing time, the administration had made good on its word by arresting more pro-life activists for blocking the entrance to another bloodbath.

Wokeism works to awaken all to a world in which:

The unborn are not human persons, which status is attained based upon location and functionality;
A women is under no obligation to provide care for the "product of conception," or suffer inconvenience due it, even if said product is the result of the women's "open border," but has an unequivocal right to expel the uninvited or unplanned, unwanted (by her, not others) product, up until said product is outside the womb (may be extended under "my house, my choice" right);
A country should have open borders, and provide care for all who entered the country, even if unplanned, or unwanted by some, and or if illegally due to current laws, and should be treated as citizens; regardless of costs;
Termination of the elderly, infirm, dysfunctional and or depressed is to be sought such as by means of seductive promotion of assisted suicide;
Gender is fluid, not biological;
Skin color is not biological but ideological, since conservatives are not black;
Blacks cannot be racist;
Homosexual relations are not immoral nor overall an unhealthy practice;
"Hate speech" is any form of expression animosity or disparagement of an individual or a group on account of a group characteristic such as race, color, national origin, sex, disability, religion - except for Christianity - or sexual orientation;"
Negative expressions or opposition to homosexual relations by any individual or a group for any reason is hate speech, especially when expressed by white Christians, and which means they are to be labeled "homophobic;"
All white persons are racist;
Liberals cannot be guilty of hate speech;
Arithmetic is racist;
Cultural appropriation is insensitive and racist, except when practiced by a liberal voter base;
Since there is no absolute Truth, then Liberal Pluralism is the one true ideology, while those who affirm their religion or ideology is the one true ideology are intolerant.
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is correct since it has as its goal that of Disparagement, Exclusion of and Injustices against any who express opposition to the one true ideology of the Left.
Conservatives are the cause of all wars; if America laid down its weapons then all nations would follow suit;
If all guns are outlawed, then only outlaws would have guns;
Traditional police should be disarmed or abolished, and replaced by liberal armed social workers;
Any persons who are in any way linked to accused Jan. 6 protesters should be arrested and imprisoned by force of arms in obedience to Democrats;
All persons who question Climageddon and or Covid-19 vaccine efficacy or who engage in subjectively-defined (by the Left) "hate speech" for any reason are to be treated as threats to the nation, placed under surveillance and have all speech and correspondence monitored and censored as need be.
No artist of any kind should be allowed to refuse to create custom works which they feel are morally offensive if such works are requested by those who are part of a certain protected class due to their feelings;
Democracy as we know it must be abolished in order to save Democracy;

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