[thingumbob]

While attacks do occur, we are safeguarded by a ‘Black Eye’.

Q

And my single and double barreled backup, courtesy of the bill of rights until and if help ever arrives.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Here’s the irony.

You will not be expected to survive against a force with “assault weapons, stun grenades and other arms that YOU aren’t allowed to have.
The police have them because, as they explain, they need to have the same arms that criminals possess to level the field.

You, OTOH, are not allowed a level playing field with both criminals and police.