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Kamala Harris Moves To Second Place In ‘Worst Diversity Hire Of All Time’
The Bee ^ | February 16, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 02/17/2024 11:50:13 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, Vice President Kamala Harris was removed from the top spot of "Worst Diversity Hire of All Time" after Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis opened her mouth during a televised trial about inappropriate use of funds and an alleged affair with a top prosecutor of former President Donald Trump.

"DA Willis' perfectly executed court disaster may not have been enough to get her to top the proven record of VP Harris," said one onlooker, "But wearing her dress backwards, what a coup de grace!"

Those close to Kamala Harris say her team is scrambling to prepare her to assume the role of President now that she is no longer the most embarrassing example of racial diversity efforts to ever live.

In a public statement released shortly after the incredible, live circus act of Fani Willis, VP Kamala Harris stated, "I am now, as have ever been, ready for the responsibilitous station imparted on me to be ready, now and forever, for the role of President of the United States, which is what presidents are called."

At publishing time, Kamala Harris had regained First Place as "Worst Diversity Hire of All Time" after opening her mouth while on television.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: dei; kamala; obamaisnumberone
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To: usconservative
It’s not satire if it’s TRUE!

Yes, however it can be Ridicule.

21 posted on 02/17/2024 12:42:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: kinsman redeemer

The sound....and that loony look on her face.


22 posted on 02/17/2024 12:53:13 PM PST by Liz (Matthew 11.28-30: Come to me, all you who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you strength.)
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To: Clutch Martin

Obama will always be #1 token everything


23 posted on 02/17/2024 12:59:24 PM PST by cnsmom
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To: Navy Patriot

Nobody can lick our Fani.


24 posted on 02/17/2024 1:06:43 PM PST by Orosius (Wake America Up Again )
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To: Orosius
Excellent!

I was pleased to set that one up for you!

25 posted on 02/17/2024 1:09:23 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Love it. Harris is now second to Soros’ Big Fani.


26 posted on 02/17/2024 1:19:14 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (I don't think the Founding Fathers intended to have a government that pushes Americans around.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Even more depressing than being the worst Diversity hire, which hiring may have been the result of government requirement - Fani was elected! (bold/extra large/upper class text/underline)


27 posted on 02/17/2024 1:20:07 PM PST by frog in a pot (Sheriff Jones of Ohio tells us why each and every single one of us is a frog in a pot.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Many thanks!


28 posted on 02/17/2024 1:20:36 PM PST by Orosius (Wake America Up Again )
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Nicely Put!


29 posted on 02/17/2024 2:37:45 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: V_TWIN

in theory you’re right
but Ineligible Harris really really really seems, if imaginable, dumber than her boss


30 posted on 02/17/2024 5:03:41 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Navy Patriot

The backward dress fit her so well, that it must have been a maternity dress.


31 posted on 02/17/2024 6:46:34 PM PST by norwaypinesavage
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To: Navy Patriot

“Who did Fani hump while prosecuting Trump?”—Greg Gutfeld


32 posted on 02/17/2024 8:39:50 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: Navy Patriot
Yes, however it can be Ridicule.

Which is what I was doing. :-)

33 posted on 02/18/2024 4:24:05 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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