Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin

Daily Mail ^ | 1/23/24 | Dolores Chang

[mikey_hates_everything]

Removed from the flight for farting or talking about farting? Just like when finding treasure, keep your mouth shut, even if the other end can’t. What can anyone do then?

[jonrick46]

The “disgruntled” passenger should have been warned that he were to continue passing gas, he would be playing a dangerous game by crapping his pants. Then he would have to be wrapped with a garbage bag and forced to sit in his own mess.

[rottndog]

‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’

They are lucky they could breathe at all. 🤗

Sounds like the perp got the last laugh...

[Gaffer]

Uh....not trying to be crude here but you might want to look up what the current use of ‘fluff’ is. Just sayin’ Better to use something like ‘toot’ or ‘whisper.’

[antceecee]

Under advisement.

[Libloather]

Plane passenger poops pants during flight, smears on seat: ‘Spread out like peanut butter’

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/plane-passenger-poops-pants-during-flight-smears-on-seat-spread-out-like-peanut-butter/ar-AA1mKNQl

[MachIV]

I would have been permanently banned from American Airlines. 😇💨💨

[equaviator]

“’...I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.’”

The situation?...LOL..Whoa, almost let one go myself!

[jonrick46]

The airline gas passer reminded me of the poopbutter spreader. Are these border jumpers?

[Mark17]

Sounds like the perp got the last laugh...

I wonder how many times this particular event has ever happened?

[sauropod]

ROFL! I’ll have to use that.

[Moonmad27]

Rush used to get laughs by talking about women FARDING in the car. As he used to explain, to FARD was to put on makeup - in French.

Thanks for the reminder about his great humor.

[Joe 6-pack]

Sounds like the work of D.B. Pooper.

[oldasrocks]

Try a 14 hr flight with eating airplane food. Nasty results

[Bonemaker]

“Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin...”

Those rascally democrats!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

He who smelled it dealt it.

[Bonemaker]

“Dogs are horrendous..”

I’ll take a dog anytime over a human! At least they get up and split thus warning you what’s coming!😎

[Bonemaker]

Fox is the finder!

[BozoTexino]

Butter beans and granola. Human hovercraft in a seat.

[Bonemaker]

“They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …..”

Democrats on board were disappointed. You could tell who they are...they were the ones who kept deep breathing abd biting at the air.