Leave it up to a defense attorney to try to twist things in their favor. Shockingly, the DA was not fooled by this chicanery.
If this crime had happened in my woke home King County (includes Seattle), the DA would probably have apologized for white supremacy, racism, and lack of equity and inclusion. Afterwards, the criminals would have been given money to cover the stuff they stole just so they would feel better. Oh, and they would have been allowed to keep the stuff! /s
They would also get time off for good behaviour.
I could’ve swore I read this in a Babylon Bee article a month ago.
But the store lost money two ways. First they lost the cost of the merchandise plus carrying costs. Secondly they lost the revenue from the sale. So the crooks should be charged with the total store loss.
Does this court price-match?
So if the stolen stuff was on sale.......so should the jail days. Instead of 90 days, since they are on sale make it 120 days. You get 30% more time for the same low price.
And not worth damn. Clothes nowadays are so crappy and cheap, it’s no wonder people steal.
If they were part of the Rewards Program I would think they could get even more time off.
This is why The Onion shut down.
Why did I guess their race right off the bat?
One good thing about the invasion from Latinos, they will get rid of USA blacks.
The Bee ???
So - if they killed a 45 year old who had cancer and might die within a few years, should they get reduced sentences?