"Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits."
Posted on 01/02/2024 2:41:11 AM PST by Morgana
Over 60 police vehicles swarmed towards a marketplace in Miami on Monday night after police attempted to shut down a gathering of juveniles who were armed with sticks.
The incident - which lit up the street with blue and red flashes - took place at around 10:30pm at Bayside Market Place, an open-air shopping mall in downtown Miami.
Police told DailyMail.com that city officers were on the scene for crowd control after the juveniles refused to leave.
They claimed that no injuries have been reported and no arrests have been made yet - but it still took dozens of police officers and cars to get the situation under control.
However, police did tell CBS Miami that later on Monday night, a driver was beaten up by a group of 15 young people, which they believe was in connection to the fight at the marketplace. It's unclear if any arrests have been made or if the driver was hospitalized.
A number of local businesses were forced to temporarily close to allow authorities to respond to the fighting.
Police said that the juveniles have since 'scattered' and most of the police presence has been cleared.
Video from helicopters flying over the scene showed the sheer number of officers attending the scene - with at least 60 police cars, with lights flashing, on the street.
A spokesperson for the Miami Police Department did not know how many units had arrived.
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Japanese perhaps?
They could be Huns by their behavior, but no one has seen one in a long time or knows for sure what they look like.
In before the looting?
When the enemedia use the terms "youngsters" and "juveniles" in describing the lawless, oxygen-stealing mob, their ethnic and cultural background has been determined.
“Youngsters”, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Cheers to the police chief of Miami.
This could be accurate, but I think the odds are slim that so many participants brought only sticks and fireworks. I suppose the media had to explain the popping sounds somehow.
Should be—throw fireworks at cops—get bullets in return.
No need to look, when certainty reigns.
Excellent response by Miami Police. If Miami really wants to be the new New York City, they’re going to have to be much better with law enforcement than the Big Apple.
Huh... there’s something common among these ‘teens’... can’t quite put my finger in it...
This country is becoming unruly and more violent. Observe, plan, and act accordingly.
Another spirited debate over the depreciation of the writings of Proust. Naturally, violence was the only resort.
"Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits."
That was a brilliant sketch.
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It was the way it was in the old days for a reason.
I didn’t see any “youngsters” ... only a whole bunch of negroes.
"It's always them, BooBoo".
They were just taking a little time off after a hard night of studying nuclear physics.
;-)
Yeah, “unruly youngsters “
Youngsters. That’s a new euphemism I’ve not seen used before. Usually it’s youths. These criminals just keep getting younger....
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