Chinese chess champion is STRIPPED of title and has prize money confiscated after victory celebration ended with him DEFECATING in a hotel bath - as he also faces claims he cheated by using anal beads

Dailymail ^ | 26 Dec 2023 | PERKIN AMALARAJ

[DUMBGRUNT]

The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals.

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.

[DUMBGRUNT]

A crappy way to win.

[George from New England]

Morse code goes to new lows.

[Reverend Wright]

My late father was a University Professor, and they had to bring in photo ID requirements and other restrictions to prevent “them” from cheating on exams.

But I have to say cheating via “anal beads” is a new one.

[Michael.SF.]

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information

Must have been a real tight ass.

[MNDude]

actually, I read 500 pound Andre the Giant always did that at hotels as he was too large for the toilets.

[mythenjoseph]

Wait a minute! I posted TWICe about the lawyer pooping in a pringles can (pulled BOTH times) and because he is Chunese it stays?

[Zhang Fei]

[A crappy way to win.]

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Beat me to it. GMTA

[Jeff Chandler]

Oh good grief.

[2nd Amendment]

No sh—t?

[exinnj]

What a lovely, elegant and fascinating piece of news! It’s got everything: sports, technology, invention, human passion and drama, evil in a victory over goodness, and yes, inevitable fecal matter..

[BipolarBob]

I can hardly wait until the movie comes out.

[FatherofFive]

So now anal exams before chess tournaments? Can’t they just jam all electronic/cell communication?

[BenLurkin]

Sounds implausible.

[Secret Agent Man]

They did award him 2023’s most ingenious cheater award, however. Didn’t go home with nothing...

[GaryCrow]

That’s almost as creative as the female poker player who was being sent cheating instructions via the remote controlled vibrator inserted into her hoohah.

[Stosh]

Once again reality scoops the Babylon Bee.

[PGR88]

At least he was in the right room

[jimbug]

I guess we could call it a pooper scooper.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”GMTA”

I have also heard that idiots tend to groupthink.

A safe bet that I’m not in the GM category.
Just ask my wife.

[PGR88]

OK, so they’re saying the guy wrote software, linking a colon-pressure-reactive “interface,” to link to an off-site interactive Chinese chess-playing AI program

Surely, there should at least be SOME award for technological creativity?