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Laz's Tips for a Great Christmas Dinner Conversations
Original Content | 12/24/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz

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Topic: My Russian GF
Laz would hit her!


81 posted on 12/24/2023 6:32:17 PM PST by Zathras
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To: CodeToad

Rob White? (Ron White? It sounds like something he would say.)


82 posted on 12/24/2023 7:11:40 PM PST by MayflowerMadam ("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
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Raising Arizona.


83 posted on 12/24/2023 8:50:00 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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Was it you who had (Free Laz! Shipping and handling extra)?

Fun times.

84 posted on 12/24/2023 10:08:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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No, not me, but only because I didn’t think of it first.

Fun times, fun times...


85 posted on 12/25/2023 1:30:09 AM PST by null and void (Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
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To: Lazamataz

You had to bring a yak into this?....well if you are doing this then you might as well have included “the amourous attentions of a hermaphrodidic worm!”


86 posted on 12/25/2023 1:56:25 AM PST by mdmathis6 (A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
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To: Lazamataz

You had to bring a yak into this?....well if you are doing this then you might as well have included “the amourous attentions of a hermaphrodidic worm!”


87 posted on 12/25/2023 1:57:14 AM PST by mdmathis6 (A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
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To: Lazamataz

DUDE! I still get grief on occasion from my wife from making her flaming libtardian sister cry because, in her sisters words, “I used logic”. I was slaying her bulls*** reasoning like I was fishing with dynamite...

Merry Christmas Laz!!!


88 posted on 12/25/2023 1:59:44 AM PST by Axenolith (MALITIIS HOMINUM EST OBVIANDUM)
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Love it!


89 posted on 12/25/2023 9:57:47 AM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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Didn’t need this for Christmas. Will for New Years


90 posted on 12/30/2024 3:42:16 AM PST by redgolum
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Thanks for bringing this back to the top! I had forgotten I wrote it.


91 posted on 12/30/2024 6:42:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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Backhanded compliments are also welcome.

“I invited you people here because I know as Democrats it is difficult for you to feed yourselves and always seem to need others to feed you. I didn’t want you to go hungry this Christmas.”

“I’ve placed signs throughout the house for you to know where to go to the bathroom. I also left instructional pictures on the toilet that you should use. Let me know if they are clear before you make a mistake in there.”


92 posted on 12/30/2024 6:58:31 AM PST by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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