Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz
I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.
So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.
"Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."
"You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.
God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.
Remember the old commercial? “Every Kiss Begins With Kay”?
MY jingle is “Every Kiss Begins With An Order Of Protection and Court-Mandated Violence Prevention Courses”
Only one change, instead of Egypt, make it Thailand!
Thailand?
I like to compliment democraps to my liberal friends and family about the things liberal complain about but never when a democrap is in office.
Like, “Gee, that drive in must have been real expensive with gas prices and all. I mean, Big Oil sure seems to make record profits whenever a democrap in office.”
Or, “I am sure glad a democrap is in office to give us this great economy, so sorry you lost your job and are unemployed. Maybe if you just tried harder like all those immigrants you’d be employed like them too. Those mexicans sure have a great work ethic!”
Excellent! You are becoming my Role Model!
Way to go. Don’t fall into their trap. Be happy and keep stepping forward. I talk about happy things in life, it drives liberals (and some conservatives) crazy.
I think we are both equally devious and snotty and sarcastic. :)
What if hours-long obscenity-laced tirades directed at my liberal relatives is what MAKES me happy?
LOL
If you have Bidettes in your family, after dinner invite them in to your living room to watch a great western like Malarkey.
That makes us Brothers.
Merry Christmas Laz. Great advice but it’s too late. I pissed them all off a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Be Safe. Regards
Life is too short. Reconcile with them.
Then invite them to Christmas dinner.
Then lay into them with an obscenity-laced tirade like I have given examples for.
xlnt
Merry Christmas Laz. I have enjoyed your posts for 22+ years...
Just Christmas shopping itslf has shown the pulse that’s out there.
In parking lot two were saying that Trumps got to work fast when he gets in office again...as though it’s already a given he’ll be our next Pres.
THEY want us to believe Lazamataz is the old Laz.
Uh huh...
Probably more than we know.
I was grateful for that. FR wouldn't be the same without my irreverent, slightly-insane postings.
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