Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz
I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.
So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.
"Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."
"You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.
God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.
Ha, ha! That’s great!
Not enough profanity, comparisons to farm animals, and descriptions of physically impossible actions.
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I thought that was how you started your relationships?
Start AND end.
Your brother in law is sitting across from you.
You looked at his latest facebook post and notice he had a lot of political stuff so you kept going.
...and going.
You didn’t think post 33 could be dumber and more groupthinky than the first 32, but you were wrong. Dead wrong!
He drank all the coolaid, his opinion mirroring demonstrable lies with 98% reflectivity. The. Probem.
Then from his likes and responses you realize, he’s respected among his piers and yes, the group of idiots he represents is huge apparently.
If reality, nearly half of the American voting population.
...and there he is, Mr. Responsiblefor$6gasand$16cheeseburgers right there sitting across from you.
So, yes Mr. Laz, let ‘em have it!
Example #4:
Listen ############: There is no such thing as ####### ‘palestinians’ unless you ####### dumb##### can wrap your head around the fact that they are, in fact, old world Jews. The whole ‘palestinian’ thing post 20th-century is a ####### construct and arguing for a ######## 2-state solution exposes your ######## ###########. In fact, you ######## hypocrites, Israeli Jewish ancestors are ####### indigenous peoples with a ######## historical birthright to Jerusalem and the region granted them in 1948, you ####### Nazi.
My grandfather was one of those old times democrats. He hated republicans just because.
30 some years ago my wife and I stopped over to visit. She warned me to not talk about politics.
An hour later as we were leaving she cast me a dirty look. I said “He started it.”
My great uncle, his brother told me that he would do the same thing. He said it helped Grandpa get his heart pumping.
Example 4:
Your ignorance is ###### ### ###### ## ##### #### #### ########## #### great sucking chest wound ########## ### ###### #### hammer against your ##### ######## ### ######### ### #### #### worthless ###### ## ##### ## # ##### cruising gay bars ##### #### ### ## ##### selfish ### ######## ######### perish, in agony, in flames.
To0o much specificity. The humor comes from the reader’s ability to imagine any message, peppered by seemingly unrelated phrases.
Pretty good, Laz!
You could spice up the conversation with a few *, @ and &
Sadly, enjoyable and passionate political discussions are a thing of the past. It’s actually sad & it’s why I stay away from political discussions. The people who can’t rationally discuss politics just make it completely personal & absolutely impossible.
I do love your scorched earth policy however😉 It would be like fireworks 🎇 with our spending any money!
Have a wonderful Christmas Laz.
you be just reminded me of an old girlfriend who got drunk,assaulted me and left teethmarks on my arm, called the cops on me and then tried to explain how her biting me was somehow my fault. yea...she was arrested, kicking and screaming all the while. it was Christmas eve. went to video court on CHRISTMAS morning to plead for her to be released on ror and the poor judge was pissed he had to be there at all. found out later there were no less than 35 Christmas eve “incidences” in his court on CHRISTMAS DAY! decided on new years day, after another bout with her drinking, that I wasn’t cut out for this as a lifestyle. met a nice woman and have been happily married for over a decade with no knock down drag puts to speak of. but still...the old girlfriend DID make life exciting during the holidays.
Oh, I can discuss politics rationally.
I just prefer to make it personal.
And insulting.
And obscene.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Egypt? That might be going too far - I’ll have to play that one by ear.
It’s my rant for the day.
I’ve never had the opportunity to engage it publicly...yet.
But years ago I was at lunch with a liberal couple present who began orating on the news at the time, and their comments included derision of Israel and support for ‘palestinians’.
I remarked, “There’s no such thing as a ‘palestinian’.”
They shut up and never brought it up in my presence again.
Libs are cowards and I would greatly enjoy an expletive-laden lecture.
Well, it was either “### #### in Egypt”, or “### ##### ##### yak’s genitalia right down your ### ####”.
Ah
Rob White: “ And I asked the guy, very politely, “How do you sleep at night, ya little prick?””
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