Posted on 12/21/2023 12:43:59 PM PST by Navy Patriot
Although the public has long suspected visitors of the infamous "Epstein Island" were a veritable who's-who of high-ranking public officials and Hollywood celebrities, newly released court documents show that convicted human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had just one client: a black bar.
"It is the court's opinion that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked victims to this curious-looking black bar that is found all throughout his client list," said the federal judge who ordered the public disclosure. "We're not sure what this means, or why it was connected with Jeffrey Epstein."
Many expected the list of names tied to Jeffrey Epstein to be so heavily redacted as to be useless, but we now know for certain that this black bar visited the so-called "Epstein Island" hundreds of times. "Finally, some transparency!" said District Attorney Gene Zendryk. "Perhaps the public can start trusting the government again."
"Finally, justice!" said an Internet sleuth later identified as Charles Heathrow. "There are hundreds of pages in Epstein's 'little black book' and this black bar is all over it. I'm glad the government is being completely open and honest with us for once."
The black bar appears to be connected to every major political scandal and terrorist attack in the last hundred years.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I was thinking some guy named Davey Crockett was involved...
sorry, i didnt think it was.
the bee got me.
( being a jerk today
is just my personel problem,
i was thinking out loud /-)
Biden flew there to fondle little girls regularly I bet.
Nice work, beyond my imaging abilities!
LOVE THE BEE!!!
That’s about 9,000 dollars today.
Not a bad reward!
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Nicely Done!
Pedo Bar.
if and when the full list comes out
i fully expect it to be totally redacted.
redacted is an abused tactic.
What the Fed has done to the dollar.😡
Oh, that kind of bar. I that it was the kind of bar Davey Crockett kilt when he was only three.
Maybe the judge had a niece or granddaughter that got molested by a pedophile. Or maybe he did as a kid. He might be perfectly willing to stand his ground.
Dang, Bee. You got me again.
The person who came up with this headline is simply brilliant!! Hats off sir or ma’am.
Yep, same here.
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