Posted on 12/20/2023 1:25:44 PM PST by Navy Patriot
DENVER, CO — In a 4-3 decision, the Colorado Supreme Court will require Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips must bake a celebration cake honoring the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.
"The cake must have the words 'Dump Trump' in giant red letters," said Justice Richard Gabriel in his opinion. "No wait — have it say DRUMPF! HA! Classic. And put some little rainbow flags and Palestinian flags all over it. It is the opinion of the court that failure to bake this cake for us constitutes illegal discrimination."
Justice Gabriel then banged his gavel loudly to make it official.
"Oh, and it should be chocolate. With buttercream frosting and sprinkles. It's the law now because I said it."
The court will give Phillips one week to comply with the ruling or be faced with a mob of Antifa activists throwing bricks outside his shop. "Please don't hurt me!" cried a shaking Jack Phillips. "And please spare my windows! I just replaced them after last week's mob!"
At publishing time, Jack Phillips' legal team had confirmed they would be appealing the decision.
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Whatever The Babylon Bee is paying their writers it isn’t enough. SMH
Colorado Supreme Court Demands Jack Phillips Bake Cake To Celebrate Trump Ruling
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AHAHAHAHAHAA!
Satire or an actual rulings from Colorado?
Hard to tell anymore :)
We shouldn't have to wait long on The Bee's predictions, they are getting very accurate and events are speeding up.
Forking hilarious! Now I want cake.
That reminds me of a joke:
What is the highlight of a bulemic’s birthday party?
The cake jumps out of the girl...
Actually, Pretty Good!
Ha ha! It has to be hard to write satire these days but the Bee just keeps on hitting home runs. I just hope that it does not give the Colorado Court any ideas.
I see Jack twice a month now, just for his amazing brownies. I’ll be sure to show him this, just in case he missed it.
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