Men Pretending To Be Women Go To Lunch With Man Pretending To Be Catholic

Babylon Bee ^ | Nov 22, 2023

[artichokegrower]

VATICAN CITY — A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.

[artichokegrower]

Well at least he didn't invite the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

[Tell It Right]

The Bee is about as funny are our Freeper Pookie with his daily Pookie's Toons! LOL

https://freerepublic.com/tag/by:pookie18/index?tab=comments;brevity=full;options=no-change

[Telepathic Intruder]

No doubt to make them bishops and supply them with lots of altar boys.

[Dutch Boy]

When did the Bee stop doing satire and started just reporting the news?

[metmom]

Honestly, the Bee too often posts articles that are not satire.

Their job has to be getting harder by the day with the way this world is going.

[rlmorel]

I am a fast believer in Pookie’s Toons! I go in there every day pookie18 publishes a thread, and I find at least ONE cartoon that makes me smile and copy it to my hard drive!

[silverleaf]

Ka CHING!

[daniel1212]

Except that, RC leadership defines what constitutes being a Catholics, and elect this liberal pontiff, and since belief is shown by actions, as James 5:18 states, then by manifestly treating even liberal proabortion, prohomosexual public figures as members in life and in death, Rome effectually teaches her flock that such is the correct understanding of her own doctrine on who is a member.

In response to this and certain modern RC teaching, there arose various sects of "TradCaths," called those "Protestant" by some, since in polemics and practice they hold that what the modern living magisterium teaches is only valid and authoritative if it is consistent with their own TradCath judgment of conformity with past (which period they variously interpret) church teaching.

Which they should, but with past church teaching being that of the only wholly inspired substantive authoritative record of what the NT church believed (which is Scripture, in particular Acts through Revelation, which best shows how the NT church understood the gospels) in which distinctive RC teachings are not manifest.

[Allegra]

Spot on. The Bee does it again. 😄

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

--- "When did the Bee stop doing satire and started just reporting the news?"

Kudos! I had a similar reaction to this, after having seen the story and photos through other sites. Pope Pachamama is at work, sowing chaos and "pretending."

[pookie18]

Ya gotta believe!! I also use a lot of stuff from The Bee as well as a few other satire sites.

[rlmorel]

It’s good stuff, pookie18!

[Bob434]

we live in a make believe world now where man is evil and ‘trying to destroy the planet through climate change’, and catholics pretend to be saved, who regularly meet with men pretending to be women-

They can’t handle reality!

[Liz]

Try to remember, people ..... a man wearing a dress and makeup is just as sane as you or I.

[subterfuge]

I’m sure the pope elections are rigged.

[NorthMountain]

You would do well to restrict yourself to talking about protestantism. Your comments on Catholics and the Catholic Church are as far removed from reality as Bruce Jenner’s claim to be a woman.

[nitzy]

“No true Scottsman” fallacy incoming in 3...2...1.....

[nutmeg]

Exactly! :-D

[JubJub]

Are you sure Pookie identifies as a male?

[Irenic]

Oh my. I do believe that was a direct hit.