Posted on 11/21/2023 10:12:22 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the release of additional January 6 security footage, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced that the bureau would record 44,000 hours of live commentary for a special extended edition release on DVD.
"People want commentary from the experts, and no one knows January 6 better than the people who orchestrated the entire show," said Wray. "Which is us. We did January 6."
"In case you weren't aware."
Commentary is expected to feature insight from the actual federal agents who infiltrated the Trump rally and directly instigated entering the Capitol building. Agents will reportedly share a mix of political commentary, their thoughts on the overarching themes of the Jan 6 event, and fun behind-the-scenes trivia.
According to sources, the FBI is busy working on a sequel to the explosive production to be used if Trump gets elected again.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It was one of Spielberg’s finest stories!
Next stop The Academy Awards.
ROTFL! Dang! You got me!!! I was ready to blow my top.
Not complete without explaining the insider treatment they gave Ashley Babbitt’s killer. And of course the logic behind how they chose him to do the job.
I thought this was The Hill.
"And the award for "selective Editing" goes to ... .
I'm sure that they will include the police "fist bumps"
as they release their compatriots after removing the handcuffs.
Awesome!
Director’s Cut Edition
Get it?
Not my intent.
According to Tucker Carlson back in March, the January 6th Committee added audio to otherwise silent CCTV video to enhance its effect:
The Bee got me again. This actually sounded believable considering how arrogant the Fibbers are.
LOL! I thought the headline was real and wanted to read what lies the FBI was saying.
Hey! I expected satire from the Bee.
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow's News Today.
Well, The Bee may have "accidentally" engaged in Ridicule.
I believe it cuts a little more.
Hard to tell their fictional satire from actual reality.
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