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D.C. Parents Warn Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Big House Where Creepy Old Man Lives
The Bee ^ | October 31, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 10/31/2023 12:32:22 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.

"Whatever you do, stay away from that place," a father said with a hushed quiver in his voice. "There are stories about that house. Horrible stories. An old, scary man lives there. People say he has thin, wispy, white hair. He speaks only in indecipherable groans and mumbles. He is unnaturally drawn to small children. Just...just stay away. Stay away, I tell you!"

The children listening to the story stood in hushed terror, their eyes widened by the horrifying story. "W-where did he come from?" asked one child dressed as Boba Fett. "Why does he look and act the way he does?"

"No one is sure where he came from, son," answered the boy's mother, solemnly. "Some people say he came from Delaware, which sounds plausible because nothing good comes from Delaware. But as for why he is the way he is…everyone says he's just mentally disturbed. He's kept confined in the basement of his own home because everyone is afraid of what he might do if they let him out. No one is safe around that man. If you value your lives…just stay far, far away."

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The National Creepster!
1 posted on 10/31/2023 12:32:22 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

And kids, if he starts whispering at you or sniffing your hair, run! Run for your lives!


2 posted on 10/31/2023 12:47:08 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: Navy Patriot
I read the headline and the light bulb went off.

LOL

3 posted on 10/31/2023 12:49:00 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Navy Patriot
 
 
 
Hey kids!
Over here - you know you want it!
 
 

4 posted on 10/31/2023 12:51:13 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: Navy Patriot

They called Bill Clinton “The Big Creep”.

Mr. Biden must be “The Scrawny Old Creep”.


5 posted on 10/31/2023 12:51:24 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Navy Patriot

Biden’s own son calls him “Pedo Pete” in private emails

That’s “our” President of the USA and leader of the Free-world.

Let that one sink in.


6 posted on 10/31/2023 12:55:12 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Navy Patriot

Heard Jill bake Pumpkin Cookies for the Speaker of the House?


7 posted on 10/31/2023 12:57:51 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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