“This actually happened to me one time”
Egad!!
When I was a boy working in the cotton fields back home, I hated gnats. They were constantly flying in my nose.
I was trimming the fronds off of a Sago Palm in my yard when a small spider jumped off one of them and decided to hide in my ear canal.
I rushed into the house to the bathroom and flushed the critter out with water.
He was about the size of a dime.
It is the weirdest feeling you can imagine, there’s something inside my head but it ain’t me..................