I was trimming the fronds off of a Sago Palm in my yard when a small spider jumped off one of them and decided to hide in my ear canal.
I rushed into the house to the bathroom and flushed the critter out with water.
He was about the size of a dime.
It is the weirdest feeling you can imagine, there’s something inside my head but it ain’t me..................
I dimly remember this being part of the plot of a StarTrek movie. Maybe the one with Khan.
yikes, you wasn’t up on a ladder or anything at the time where you?
I live in the part of Ohio that gets their houses invaded by Asian Lady Beatles after the first frost. Just yesterday a kamikaze beetle flew directly into my ear canal, and I was all alone. I ran into the bathroom and poured water into my ear several times and it came out, thankfully. I recently gave up driving because of my age and was not relishing the idea of getting a neighbor to take me to the ER because of an ear beetle. That story would have been told a hundred times at the old people meet-up at the local breakfast place every morning.
“...there’s something inside my head but it ain’t me.”
Look at Biden, you can be president.
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