Customs officials seize giraffe poop from traveler at Minnesota airport

UPI ^ | 6 October 2023 | By Ben Hooper

[Red Badger]

Customs specialists at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport seized a box of giraffe droppings from an Iowa woman who brought them back from Kenya with the intention of making a necklace. Photo courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection

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Oct. 5 (UPI) -- Customs officials in Minnesota seized a box of giraffe feces from a traveler who arrived from Kenya and said she planned to use the droppings to make a necklace.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection said the Iowa resident was selected for inspection by agriculture specialists upon arriving at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport from a trip to Kenya.

"The passenger declared giraffe feces and stated she had obtained the droppings in Kenya and planned to make a necklace," CBP said in a news release. "The passenger also stated in the past she had used moose feces at her home in Iowa."

The CBP specialists seized the box and the contents were destroyed via steam sterilization.

"There is a real danger with bringing fecal matter into the U.S.," said LaFonda Sutton-Burke, CBP's director of field operations for the Chicago Field Office. "If this person had entered the U.S. and had not declared these items, there is high possibility a person could have contracted a disease from this jewelry and developed serious health issues."

CBP said any feces brought to the United States by an overseas traveler require a veterinary services permit.

[telescope115]

I was gonna make a joke about maybe she was gonna make a necklace out of it…

I was right!😝

[shotgun]

Well, SHIT!

[Zathras]

I were coming back from Egypt to SFO.
I had bought an inexpensive statue but nicely done.
During scans they asked if I had a chicken in our carry on.
After a couple really strange looks I said “I don’t think so”
Turns out the structure DID look like a chicken in x-ray.

[Bob434]

The jewelry maker will have to resort to homeless poop now lol

[Red Badger]

Jenkem.......Had to look it up.................eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............................

[Red Badger]

It’s ORGANIC!.....................

[BenLurkin]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Lol…great memory and association! Who knew Wilma was so fashion-forward so long ago?

[Ezekiel]

"The passenger declared giraffe feces and stated she had obtained the droppings in Kenya and planned to make a necklace," CBP said in a news release. "The passenger also stated in the past she had used moose feces at her home in Iowa."

She had to start off fresh with a new supplier as soon as she realized what happens...

[DaBroasta]

I hear giraffe poop is considered a miracle drug in Kenya—perhaps he was smuggling it in for Kenya's favorite son.

[roving]

She was going to make necklaces with it...

[Allegra]

I’d love to see that Customs declaration form. 😆

[Vaduz]

No wonder his favorite meal was dog chops.

[Manic_Episode]

From a really tall person...=p

[Samurai_Jack]

This is Terry Gilliams Brazil level bizarre.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Just collect from the streets of San Francisco....

[4yearlurker]

This is the one big problem with having a Dung Beetle farm. Finding the good stuff!

[SpaceBar]

"There is a real danger with bringing fecal matter into the U.S."

And yet they've opened the flood gates.

[al baby]

Domestic poop... how gauche