Posted on 09/15/2023 7:50:35 PM PDT by Morgana
A cyclist persuaded by friends to collide with a nude man on a sidewalk in Portland, Oregon seemed to not expect the beating he received afterward.
A recent Reddit post shows a man riding his bicycle in Portland while a friend of his yelled: '******* hit him bro.'
The cyclist did so, and the naked man he rode his bike into began beating him with an unknown object after he hit the ground.
The nude man then kicked and stomped on the rider, and eventually held him in a wrestling position on the sidewalk.
No drivers or bystanders in the video stopped the attack, and the rider's friends continued to laugh - one of them saying: 'This is the best **** ever bro.'
The 26-second long video is only a clip of what went down on the Portland street, and it is unclear how long the actual beating occurred.
However, people on Reddit began to give comments about the fight, some siding with the naked man on the sidewalk.
One person said: 'Bike dude clearly put none of his stats toward agility.'
'Naked guy has zero armor but still was victorious. One of the best fights in Swords and Sandals I've seen yet,' he continued.
One user stated: 'There are literally no winners in this fight.'
Another person commented: 'This is the actual Portland mayoral debate... looks like the naked guy is in the lead.'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
And the cyclist was crazy?
Glad to see Florida doesn’t have all the fun
“beats him”
Beat him with what ?
You spoke in the last thread about cyclists not obeying the rules of the road? Watch the first 5 seconds of the video on this link! It’s exactly what you were talking about. He was in the middle of the 4 way intersection like he owned it.
Folks, I’m not breaking any new ground here, but this is truly a battle for civilization. Although I don’t look forward to it, we, the civilized, are going to need to drop back to defensible lines, throw out any stragglers who are enemies, await the idiot liberals to come seeking war and then obliterate them.
Watch the video, they both were.
I like how the people just keep driving by. They’re thinking something like “I’m not one to be judging their lifestyle.”
So The Daily Mail called the cyclist crazy not the naked pedestrian.
“beats him”
Beat him with what ?
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I can’t say it, I really can’t say it, but when you see a half naked man wrestling on the ground with a fully naked man. Well...
Well the cyclist did drive right into traffic then up on a sidewalk and if I seeing it correctly try to ram the guy’s balls. So yea the cyclists is off his rocker a little. Then again, that is normal driving for cyclists except for ramming a naked man part.
You win the internet today!
Well the cyclist was nuts too no doubt. I just found it amusing they alluded to a naked pedestrian like this was not the least bit odd. Granted I have not been to England for many years but l doubt they have nude people strolling down the street
Not Florida?
You must be joking. It’s Portland. People driving cars are the bad guys.
They both were!
The only thing surprising to the Brits was the crazy naked American wasn’t at least wearing a holster and he didn’t start shooting.
The cyclist rode right in front of a bunch of moving cars like he owned the street, then into the naked guy and someone said “only in Portland”. I’d have to agree with the latter comment.
“but l doubt they have nude people strolling down the street”
Sure they have! Happens every now and then at their soccer or cricket games. Some nut runs naked on the field until the bobbies catch up with him.
Anyone still living in Portland at this point has a few screws loose.
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