[lasereye]

Obama's injury sure is a weird coincidence - if it is a coincidence.

[dragnet2]

Caused by the Chef?

[UnwashedPeasant]

Treadmill accident.

[lasereye]

[maro]

Could be that he was in a fight, but that’s pure speculation. Harry Reid showed up with a black eye once. He claimed he fell while doing the treadmill.

[PGR88]

He always liked it rough

[Chad C. Mulligan]

How can you tell if he has a black eye?

[nesnah]

Big Mike is the jealous type.

If Barry was playing fill the cannoli with the good chef, there could have been trouble.

[euram]

The chef was probably getting ready to expose Big Mike, and he had to be eliminated.

[Libloather]

Big Mike kicked his azz.

[MayflowerMadam]

Apparently, the chef didn’t go down easy. People tend to struggle and fight when their heads are being held under water.

Isn’t this the same area where Yeddy killed MJ Kopechne — Edgartown?

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

How can you two play golf, when this trusted friend you consider part of the family died right by your home?

Obama’s sickening answer could be: “He would not wanted us to to interrupt our lives even an iota on his behalf. We’re honoring his wishes. Fore!

[liberalh8ter]

Here’s a serious question: You’re out playing, oh, I don’t know…..let’s say basketball with your buddy. He winds up dead on the court with head trauma and a seriously bashed up face. You have a black eye and an injured left hand ….. and you’re left handed. Do you think the cops would haul you in for questioning?

[Lizavetta]

Some dispute the significance of the bandages, insisting that they are sports bandages meant to prevent blisters from playing golf. Perhaps that explains it.

Hence, golfing gloves. Which every golfer wears.

[I want the USA back]

We’ll find out the truth just like we’’ll find out what happened when pelosi’s husband got hammered.

[escapefromboston]

Someone punched him in the nose.

[reasonisfaith]

Signs he was doing spirit cooking.

[Sirius Lee]

Some dispute the significance of the bandages, insisting that they are sports bandages meant to prevent blisters from playing golf.

Okay Freepers. Raise your hand if you ever got bandages on top of your fingers and a black eye from even the worst day on the links.

[Fireone]

I, for one, believe the chef’s body was recovered from the pond. That’s the only part of this “story” I believe.
The rest is a poorly constructed alibi of some sort, none of which is true.
Given the proclivities of everyone involved, including the kids, the chef, the local authorities, and Barr & Mike, I doubt we’ll ever hear the rest of the truth, unless a leaker comes forward with evidence.

[CFW]

The Chef must have given Obama quite a fight. Kitchen work does develop the hand and arm muscles.

[NWFree]

His hand got stuck in the paddles