Here’s a serious question: You’re out playing, oh, I don’t know…..let’s say basketball with your buddy. He winds up dead on the court with head trauma and a seriously bashed up face. You have a black eye and an injured left hand ….. and you’re left handed. Do you think the cops would haul you in for questioning?
Like the old joke:
Takes longer to play a round of golf-—
HIT THE BALL-—DRAG FRED
You omitted a key bit of information: What color are you?