Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
Who is Lazamataz?
That’s where he starts saying
“He Loves Everybody”——
Probably a fifth of JACK.
Who is Lazamataz?
You were only mostly dead. This happens to me all the time.
Stop the teasing. It is hurtful.
Laz, I will officially have a six-pack in your honor, and your grave will get the recycled version.
Alas poor Laz, I knew him well. I come to bury Laz not to praise him. The evil men do lives after them, the good
is oft interred with their bones π¦΄. Women’s hearts π across the web are breaking as we speak.
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
If the women don’t get you, the liquor must!
Tet68
So in addition to the way he died*, we find out that he is a cake thief.
* How many people are killed by 76 angry husbands (simultaneously), while dressed in a clown outfit, smeared head to toe in orange marmalade, surrounded by 17 monkeys, with his finger in a outlet and a lightbulb (glowing) screwed in his ass?
Depending on the level of the beating, you still can make it happen!
He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Admin Moderator in the sky, and I guess that weβre all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, such capability and kindness, of such intelligence should now be so suddenly spirited away at a relatively young age, before heβd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before heβd had enough fun.
Well, I feel that I should say, βNonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard! I hope he fries. β
;-)
Ahahaha, you are in truly rare form tonight. Thank you once again for the chuckles.
LOL!
Next time I post this, I will make sure it's true!
I had you in my dead pool. I thought I hit it big tonight...so to speak.
Confronting the afterlife should have been problem for brother Laz. After all he’d been banned here at least a dozen times and suspended more.
17monkeys, I saw that in the theater!
So, what you going to do when you’re dead? Just lay around?
T68
Some a-sshole with a keyboard.
You canβt part ways with this world until Georgia votes red again. Or, they do a remake of Gone with the Wind with homos.
I did not know the headline field accepted html tags. I will keep that in mind.
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