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Vanity: so I'm sitting here watching my neighbor trying to teach his 16yr old son how to mow the lawn..

Posted on 07/13/2023 5:32:33 PM PDT by mowowie

It's ridiculous. The slacker has no clue. Now dad is screaming at hit while whiping the mower all around. We are doomed....


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To: mowowie

The kid is resisting. He can’t be that dumb. Can he?


81 posted on 07/13/2023 8:27:20 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Thank you.

Proud to do it.


82 posted on 07/13/2023 8:34:22 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Hebrews 11:6
I started when I was 6.

I started at 3, and trained on one of these since I could walk.


83 posted on 07/13/2023 8:48:03 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: mowowie

We borrowed engines off lawnmowers and mounted them to
homemade go-carts. We took off push mower wheels and used them for the rear wheels on a cart. Briggs and Stratton’s 3.5 horse made for endless fun.


84 posted on 07/13/2023 9:03:53 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: mowowie

I knew how to mow the lawn by age 10.

CC


85 posted on 07/13/2023 9:04:21 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: DallasBiff

I was 8 back in the 50’s. Dad’s mower had to be grounded out to stop. Any stick would do. Well, not one that was damp. Yeow. And no baffle for the sound. It was terrifying, but I went out and made some money from my uncle. I think a quarter for the huge yard. Nothing for dad’s yard. LOL


86 posted on 07/13/2023 9:22:45 PM PDT by healy61 (.)
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To: doorgunner69
” my wife would tell the kids that those were “Daddy Words. They help the little pieces go together better.” We engineers would call that ”screaming at inanimate objects” It does work, trust me.

What works for me with recalcitrant objects is to threaten to turn them over to mr. mm to look at.

He can fix almost anything and sometimes all it takes is the threat of giving it to him for the thing to start working right.

87 posted on 07/13/2023 9:48:42 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: markman46

My 35 year old (single) niece moved down close to me with her four kids and as she was moving in I decided to do the yard. So I got out the push mower out and I pushed the yard (which was sizable) and I finished and she was amazed at how straight the lines were and how perfect the mow job was and how did I do that. I looked at her kind of oddly and I said “I’ve been mowing yards 10 years old honey.” She had never heard of such a thing.


88 posted on 07/14/2023 4:38:31 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: Migraine

The first time my grandparents had me mow part of their lawn, I was 14. It was 1981.

In 1982, I was routinely mowing their lawn in the summer, including putting gas in the mower. The only fault in my method I can see, looking back, is replenishing the gas right after the mower cut out (you’re supposed to wait about 10 minutes for it to cool first). I was a kid; that’s my excuse.


89 posted on 07/14/2023 4:42:42 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Disambiguator

“Can the kid operate a manual can opener?”

I was fortunate, my dad used to work around machinery, teletypes and all kinds of intricate mechanical devices and every now and then he would bring me home one that was beyond repair, put it in front of me with a couple of screwdrivers and pliers and a crescent wrench and have me take all the screws out and divide them by size in this egg carton, great fun! It would take me sometimes 2 or 3 days to get those things apart but you know what? I learned manual dexterity from that. Manuel dexterity is not something that just happens you actually have to practice manual dexterity. Like learning how to play a piano or a guitar you have to rehearse and practice to get your dexterity technically proficient.

That’s on the parents. Back in the 60s we also had Erector Sets which after taking teletype chassis apart was an easy task.


90 posted on 07/14/2023 4:43:57 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: mowowie

Hate to see them try to start a gas mower. Would either of them know what a “carburetor” is, and why you have to push that little button on the side three times before you start it?


91 posted on 07/14/2023 4:48:47 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: oldasrocks

Hilarious. I was taught to swim by being thrown off a pier by dad (I’m 62 yr old female).

Both of my kids grew up to be productive members of society. They received no allowance (couldn’t afford it on my wages alone; dad never paid child support back when you could get away with that).
Son is in the AF, married with 2 yr old daughter and my daughter has been happily married for 19 years and who works in retail management.


92 posted on 07/14/2023 5:08:06 AM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: AbolishCSEU

When I was 12 mowing the lawn was my major chore. For a few years my dad traveled a lot for his job. On Monday morning he would tell me “when I get home on Friday that lawn better be mowed”. I could generally be seen Friday mowing the lawn. 😆


93 posted on 07/14/2023 7:54:23 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Bernard
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (Robert Pirsig 1974) was mostly self-absorbed navel gazing by a guy just out of the mental hospital. But there are a few gems. One was the irony the author experienced when putting together a kid's bicycle from Japan and trying to make sense of the instructions. Here was the first instruction.

Assembly of Japanese bicycle require great peace of mind.

Aside from the unintended slur on the then shoddy reputation of Japanese products, it does point out that doing a successful assembly requires calm, focus and concentraion, otherwise known as peace of mind. He's not wrong.

94 posted on 07/14/2023 8:35:21 AM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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To: KC Burke

in 1968 my dad (old man) was 40 and my brother was 12 and i was 13. we had to learn to pull our weight in our new house.
later learn how to clean the pool, and balance the chemicals too.


95 posted on 07/14/2023 10:32:27 AM PDT by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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To: Clutch Martin

i was horrible about leaving a few “holidays” in the lawn, always made me go over it again.


96 posted on 07/14/2023 10:38:58 AM PDT by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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