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Vanity: so I'm sitting here watching my neighbor trying to teach his 16yr old son how to mow the lawn..

Posted on 07/13/2023 5:32:33 PM PDT by mowowie

It's ridiculous. The slacker has no clue. Now dad is screaming at hit while whiping the mower all around. We are doomed....


TOPICS: Agriculture
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1 posted on 07/13/2023 5:32:33 PM PDT by mowowie
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Push or rider? Call Manuel Labor. He can play his Mexican Bagpipes to clean the place up.


2 posted on 07/13/2023 5:34:44 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Can the kid operate a manual can opener?


3 posted on 07/13/2023 5:35:37 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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It’s a battery mower to boot.
Both hilarious and sad at the same time.

Earlier today I changed a flat tire for some guy that had no clue.
Weird day..

Whoa..now the F words are flying..


4 posted on 07/13/2023 5:37:08 PM PDT by mowowie
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The kid might be playing it smart. Maybe he’s stooging the old man:

KID: “I didn’t quite get that part; ya wanna show me again on the next time around?”


5 posted on 07/13/2023 5:37:29 PM PDT by Migraine
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Gawd My son was mowing our lawn as soon as he could reach the handle. My daughter was his de facto babysitter as latch key kids and was doing laundry, starting dinner etc at age 12.


6 posted on 07/13/2023 5:38:04 PM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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I started when I was 6. My 5-year-old brother and I each grabbed one side of the push-mower handle and mowed in a random pattern, while our dad watched, amused. Periodically, we laid down to see if we had done a good job.

We hadn’t.


7 posted on 07/13/2023 5:38:55 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“It was full of large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn. ” John 21:11)
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I was 8 and had to empty the Lawn Boy grass catcher bag into a plastic garbage bag, god that sucked on a 90 plus degree day.


8 posted on 07/13/2023 5:39:12 PM PDT by DallasBiff (Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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Learned helplessness. That didn’t fly for my kids.


9 posted on 07/13/2023 5:39:19 PM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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A wonder any kid wants to learn any kind of work. Probably was late 1970s when my mother in law tried asking every kid on the two or three blocks nearby if they wanted to mow her lawn for money every week. Not one felt motivated to say yes.

Old cartoon of father giving his son a book as a present.

“Thanks, dad. Where do I plug it in?”


10 posted on 07/13/2023 5:43:24 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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Another example of why this country is totally screwed.


11 posted on 07/13/2023 5:44:25 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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At least he didn’t throw you in the river to learn how to swim. It hard cutting you way out of a gunny sack.


12 posted on 07/13/2023 5:44:50 PM PDT by oldasrocks (uit )
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Could be an inattentive student.
Could be an impatient teacher.
You never know.


13 posted on 07/13/2023 5:44:55 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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😬


14 posted on 07/13/2023 5:44:56 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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I mowed 4 lawns and had a paper route at 12. Beer and cigarettes weren’t cheep.


15 posted on 07/13/2023 5:45:37 PM PDT by dgbrown
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My daughter could competently drive a car and a tractor at 12. Now she’s 13 and can’t wait to get a license. All is not lost…yet


16 posted on 07/13/2023 5:46:10 PM PDT by Skid289 (In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. )
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Times they are a changing......
Bob Dylan
https://youtu.be/Q9_nWlSX6Us


17 posted on 07/13/2023 5:47:28 PM PDT by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. https://youtu.be/VexKSRKoWQY)
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My then-16 year old son hit a tree root while mowing with a gasoline engine mower, and bent the blade from a long thin rectangle into an L.


18 posted on 07/13/2023 5:47:38 PM PDT by Thud
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My son had his own lawn biz at 10. Then took shop class and learned he could make more $$$ repairing small engines.

He flipped many push and riding mowers for a LOT of money.


19 posted on 07/13/2023 5:48:34 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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My dad taught me how to mow the lawn.
I was so young I remember pushing UP on the handle.
Dad had to start it.


20 posted on 07/13/2023 5:49:19 PM PDT by Zathras
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