[entropy12]

United States is toast with that mentality

[cymbeline]

As long as it’s not a charcoal-fired hand dryer.

[Grimmy]

if they’re worried about the smoke from the arson fires in Canada, all they need to do is have everyone open an east-facing window, put a fan in it, set the fan to high, and blow all the smoke out to sea.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Next we’ll be cooking on hot car hoods.

[xp38]

Underwear must be changed every half hour...You must wear it on the outside so we can check

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

He also mandated that to be healthier, pizza toppings would now be required to have pineapple, banana, and an equal amount of cheese and honey.

[Songcraft]

The mayor said this was just phase one of a two-phase climate change rescue program.   Phase two will see a transition to using magnifying glasses and sunlight to cook pizza and steaks and such.  (In cloudy conditions, and nighttime conditions, New Yorkers will consume salads and cocoa puffs instead.)


      

[Boogieman]

Just put the pizzas out on the sidewalk. Global warming will cook ‘em.

[MtnClimber]

Salt is bad, urine is recycling. Yum.

[Liz]

Sources say Adams was forced to retreat after getting pelted by overripe tomatoes.

I always wondered what you guys did with your overripe tomatoes.

[Deplorable American1776]

local mafia bosses had put out a contract to have Mayor Adams whacked.

Great news...wish it was true..

[cgbg]

Is this one of those crazy “conspiracy theory” pizza posts?

;-)