NYC Mandates All Pizza Must Be Cooked Under A Bathroom Hand Dryer

Babylon Bee ^ | Jun 27, 2023 | Babylon Bee

[Liz]

Sources say Adams was forced to retreat after getting pelted by overripe tomatoes.

I always wondered what you guys did with your overripe tomatoes.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I wouldn’t WASTE my hard-won tomatoes on the likes of him, LOL!

“Our planet is dying, and will die sooner if we don’t clean up our air immediately...”

Tell Canada! I live in the SW corner of Wisconsin and we have had ‘Haze For Days’ due to their negligent forest maintenance!

[Deplorable American1776]

local mafia bosses had put out a contract to have Mayor Adams whacked.

Great news...wish it was true..

[Nextrush]

And the Republicans what a waste too busy getting frothed to send more to Ukraine.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

"I wouldn’t WASTE my hard-won tomatoes on the likes of him"

Don't worry about them. There are probably warehouses full of #10 cans of Pomodoro tomatoes from Italy on the Jersey side Which is where they have to go now to now get their "bougie" wood fired pizza!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“#10 cans.” LOL!

One of my BILs who is World-Famous for being CHEAP (no, not THRIFTY or PRUDENT or any other adjective) would have a #10 can of mixed vegetables - for his MEALS THAT WEEK!

I’m all about saving money, but he was beyond extreme.

I’ll bet if you threw tomatoes at him, THAT would be what he’d eat all week, LOL!

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Well, not for individuals, we're talking Restaurant and Food service size, so #10 cans. Of course, if you home can it's not an issue!

https://mutti-parma.com/en/recipes/

Check out their recipes for tomatoes! Some nice ones! At least 2 you can drink sitting on the front porch!

https://mutti-parma.com/en/recipes/mutti-bloody-mary/

https://mutti-parma.com/en/recipes/mutti-mary/

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’m down to my last few bottles of homemade Bloody Mary Mix (we drink it ‘virgin’ at breakfast) and Grape juice.

Tons of tomatoes on, as well as more grapes than ever - they’re liking this dry heat, but I have watered them twice so far this season.

[cgbg]

Is this one of those crazy “conspiracy theory” pizza posts?

;-)

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Wonderful to grow your own and feel the pride in doing it!

Ripe Tomatos today from Varity "42" and Sweet 100, and some Beit Alpha Gerkins from Cucumber Artist! Salad with olive oil and parmesean cheese! Summer is here!