[Allegra]

"Shut up!" cried Fauci as he smacked the notes out of the interviewer's hands. "I'll ask the questions here! I AM SCIENCE!"

Brilliant Bee as always! 😂

[Songcraft]

(Source noted.)

After his most recent scientific trip to Wuhan, to check up on the latest foul research he is participating in, Fauci emerged infested with a new man-made cootie.   Fauci was itchy.


     

[No name given]

Thankfully it’s just satire!

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID

“One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.” – Josef Stalin

“To sum it all up, I must say that I regret nothing.” – Adolf Eichmann

“I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.”- Pol Pot

“We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two.” – Osama bin Laden