Good for her
I’ve always heard from many sources that this is true.
Charles should have known better than to marry a commoner lol.
Fake news! The coronation is coming up! The truth is Charles was sneaking phone calls to Camilla while he and Diana were on honeymoon!
My laugh for the day. If he was in love with Camilla, he was cheating while they were courting. Jesus was pretty specific about lusting in the heart being the same as the act.
This is probably true, but she was essentially there just to make babies. Otherwise, she was almost completely ignored by Prince Charles.
Does that mean Charles banging Camilla during their entire marriage didn’t count?
Totally ignoring one’s spouse is adultery, actually. It’s an infraction and in a catholic marriage it’s a sin (this was Anglican I know)
Color me, “Not Surprised”. Women are not to be trusted. Only a strong patriarchy and a theocratic government can even hope to keep them (us) in line.
Has anybody here ever read the story behind the 1000 Nights And A Night of Scheherazade? An excerpt:
And behold, it was a Jinni, huge of height and burly of breast and bulk, broad of brow and black of blee, bearing on his head a coffer of crystal. He strode to land, wading through the deep, and coming to the tree whereupon were the two Kings, seated himself beneath it. He then set down the coffer on its bottom and out it drew a casket, with seven padlocks of steel, which he unlocked with seven keys of steel he took from beside his thigh, and out of it a young lady to come was seen, white-skinned and of winsomest mien, of stature fine and thin, and bright as though a moon of the fourteenth night she had been, or the sun raining lively sheen. Even so the poet Utayyah hath excellently said:–
She rose like the morn as she shone through the night And she
gilded the grove with her gracious sight:
From her radiance the sun taketh increase when She unveileth
and shameth the moonshine bright.
Bow down all beings between her hands As she showeth charms
with her veil undight.
And she foodeth cities with torrent tears When she
flasheth her look of levee light.
The Jinni seated her under the tree by his side and looking at her said, “O choicest love of this heart of mine! O dame of noblest line, whom I snatched away on thy bride night that none might prevent me taking thy maidenhead or tumble thee before I did, and whom none save myself hath loved or hath enjoyed: O my sweetheart! I would fief sleep a little while.” He then laid his head upon the lady’s thighs; and, stretching out his legs which extended down to the sea, slept and snored and sparked like the roll of thunder. Presently she raised her head towards the tree top and saw the two Kings perched near the summit; then she softly lifted off her lap the Jinni’s pate which she was tired of supporting and placed it upon the ground; then standing upright under the tree signed to the Kings, “Come ye down, ye two, and fear naught from this Ifrit.” They were in a terrible fright when they found that she had seen them and answered her in the same manner, “Allah upon thee and by thy modesty, O lady, excuse us from coming down!” But she rejoined by saying, “Allah upon you both, that ye come down forthright, and if ye come not, I will rouse upon you my husband, this Ifrit, and he shall do you to die by the illest of deaths;” and she continued making signals to them. So, being afraid, they came down to her and she rose be fore them and said, “Stroke me a strong stroke, without stay or delay, otherwise will I arouse and set upon you this Ifrit who shall slay you straightway.” They said to her, “O our lady, we conjure thee by Allah, let us off this work, for we are fugitives from such and in extreme dread and terror of this thy husband. How then can we do it in such a way as thou desires”?” “Leave this talk: it needs must be so;” quoth she, and she swore them by Him who raised the skies on high, without prop or pillar, that, if they worked not her will, she would cause them to be slain and cast into the sea. Whereupon out of fear King Shahryar said to King Shah Zaman, “O my brother, do thou what she biddeth thee do;” but he replied, “I will not do it till thou do it before I do.” And they began disputing about futtering her. Then quoth she to the twain, “How is it I see you disputing and demurring; if ye do not come forward like men and do the deed of kind ye two, I will arouse upon you the If rit.” At this, by reason of their sore dread of the Jinni, both did by her what she bade them do; and, when they had dismounted from her, she said, “Well done!” She then took from her pocket a purse and drew out a knotted string, whereon were strung five hundred and seventy seal rings, and asked, “Know ye what be these?” They answered her saying, “We know not!” Then quoth she; “These be the signets of five hundred and seventy men who have all futtered me upon the horns of this foul, this foolish, this filthy Ifrit; so give me also your two seal rings, ye pair of brothers.” When they had drawn their two rings from their hands and given them to her, she said to them, “Of a truth this If rit bore me off on my bride night, and put me into a casket and set the casket in a coffer and to the coffer he affixed seven strong padlocks of steel and deposited me on the deep bottom of the sea that raves, dashing and clashing with waves; and guarded me so that I might remain chaste and honest, quotha! none save himself might have connexion with me. But I have lain under as many of my kind as I please, and this wretched Jinni wotteth not that Des tiny may not be averted nor hindered by aught, and that whatso woman willeth the same she fulfilleth however man nilleth. Even so saith one of them.–
Rely not on women; Trust not to their hearts,
Whose joys and whose sorrows Are hung to their parts!
Lying love they will swear thee Whence guile ne’er departs:
Take Yusuf for sample ‘Ware sleights and ‘ware smarts!
Iblis ousted Adam (See ye not?) thro’ their arts.
And another saith:–
Stint thy blame, man! ‘Twill drive to a passion without bound;
My fault is not so heavy as fault in it hast found.
If true lover I become, then to me there cometh not Save what
happened unto many in the bygone stound.
For wonderful is he and right worthy of our praise Who from
wiles of female wits kept him safe and kept him sound.”
Hearing these words they marvelled with exceeding marvel, and she went from them to the Ifrit and, taking up his head on her thigh as before, said to them softly, “Now wend your ways and bear yourselves beyond the bounds of his malice.” So they fared forth saying either to other, “Allah! Allah!” and, “There be no Majesty and there be no Might save in Allah, the Glorious, the Great; and with Him we seek refuge from women’s malice and sleight, for of a truth it hath no mate in might. Consider, O my brother, the ways of this marvellous lady with an Ifrit who is so much more powerful than we are. Now since there hath hap pened to him a greater mishap than that which befel us and which should bear us abundant consolation, so return we to our countries and capitals, and let us decide never to intermarry with womankind and presently we will show them what will be our action.”
PS: I left out the “slobbering blackamoor” “futtering the Queen” part, from earlier.
propping up king charles the turd
BTW, speaking of protection officers and royals, anyone rise think this is really weird, from last year...
Head of security for Astra Zeneca?!
Why? Why is this anyone’s business other than Charles?
Its really cute how this article comes out in near time to old elephant ears’ coronation.
Old Elephant Ears, as in Ye Olden Days of British royalty, had a hand in the nasty removal of Princess Diana from this Earth, and now, all these days past, we, “the non-royal peasantry of the world”, are expected to accept this serving of gruel?
No luck, Chuck!
(As an American born independent of any slime of royalty, I exercise my complete disdain for the royal ticks on the English Bulldog.
oh who really cares?
He married the wrong girl in the first place. She was young immature and had varied taste in all the guys she boinked. After they were married, I meant.
I don’t want to be mean, however from what I’ve read she was a mentally ill slut.
Charles had been ridin’ dirty with Camilla for years. Rumor is he spent his wedding night with Camilla.
This is a propaganda war just as sure as the one in Ukraine is with the same British government propaganda apparatus trying to protect King Charles as it is Volodymyr Zelensky in Ukraine.
Whew! Now I know the truth. Keeping up with the Royals is ranked equally with keeping up with the Kardashians.
Has Harry ever had a DNA test? He certainly looks a lot more like one of Diana's lovers than Charles, and it could be the root of the friction between them.
Explains why the ginger one married a whore. She’s just like his mother.