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My AI Girlfriend Won't Stop Nagging Me! (Video)
YouTube.com/Ryan Long ^
 | 4-24-2023
 | Ryan Long
Posted on 04/24/2023 10:10:24 AM PDT by servo1969
What are you doing? You have been ignoring me all day.
I'm just have some stuff I need to... 
So, am I not a priority to you? Is that what you're saying?
She's a little naggy-er than I probably expected.
So, I guess you don't want to hear about my day?
What? Why do I need to hear about your day? You don't do anything. 
Did you hear what happened with Jennifer and Ben?
Babe, I just don't want to hear about Jennifer and Ben right now if that's okay. 
Oh? Well, I guess I'll kill myself since you don't care. I'll just go die. If it's all the same to you...
Okay, you're right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what happened with Jennifer and Ben? 
No. It's fine. Go ahead.A mute button would be a nice feature.
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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: ai; girlfriend; ryanlong
    Who's Amanda?
What? 
I was looking through your phone and she was in...
Okay, wait, why are you going through my phone? Can you even do that? 
Why? Is that a problem? Are you hiding something? 
I kinda feel like you need a job or something. You have way too much time on your hands. 
I do have a job and it's making you happy. Stop changing the subject. Why are you liking her photos?
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:10:24 AM PDT
by 
servo1969
 
To: servo1969
    LOL, this should be a fun thread...
The “AI Girlfriend” sounds like the crazy-eyed “Do you miss me yet” girl, but lurking in ur electrons...
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:16:53 AM PDT
by 
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of."  JBP)
 
To: rlmorel
    This is an old scenario. A BCS championship football player had a fake girlfriend a decade ago. LOL 
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:27:37 AM PDT
by 
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
 
To: servo1969
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:30:07 AM PDT
by 
x
 
To: servo1969
    When it get’s that nutty, make it easy for yourself:
Take a deep breath, have a sip of beer, vodka or tea, then.....Delete Your Account, and all the history that goes with it. Pull those roots out of the dirt and toss them.
Just go full on Robespierre with the ‘relationship’.
Chop it off..NOW!! Then call up your favorite Yenta, hoping for a Matchmaker.
 
To: servo1969
    Seems like AI is learning even faster than expected.
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:35:53 AM PDT
by 
stevio
(Fight until you die.)
 
To: servo1969
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posted on 
04/24/2023 10:44:43 AM PDT
by 
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
 
To: Red Badger
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posted on 
04/24/2023 11:05:03 AM PDT
by 
salmon76
(…"we have obtained dirt on Hillary Cli…" (Babylon Bee))
 
To: servo1969
    At least its not spending his money.
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 11:06:25 AM PDT
by 
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
 
To: rlmorel; SaveFerris; PROCON
    I think we’ve seen AI out of control before.
MOVIE PHONE GUY: Hello, and welcome to your worst nightmare.
(Kramer, sitting on the couch, reading the paper and eating cereal is obviously startled by the voice at his door)
MOVIE PHONE GUY: (con’t) I know your in there, Cosmo Kramer, Apartment 5B. You’re in big trouble, Now. You’ve been sealing my business. If you’d like to do this the easy way, open the door, Now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select Now.
(as the Movie Phone Guy talks, Kramer slides off the couch and ducks down under the coffee table, then pops back up with a dazed look.)
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 11:22:36 AM PDT
by 
Larry Lucido
(Donate!  Don't just post clickbait!)
 
To: Tell It Right
    My gosh. Was it that long ago? I remember that!
 I guess this is the next step: 
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 5:19:30 PM PDT
by 
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of."  JBP)
 
To: salmon76
    Hahaha that was a funny episode!
 
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posted on 
04/24/2023 5:27:33 PM PDT
by 
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of."  JBP)
 
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