[DannyTN]

This is getting so ridiculous it looks like fun.

1. "Graphene Vaccine Turns Man Into Magneto: Can Control Metal With His Mind!"
2. "Scientists Discover Graphene Vaccine Opens Portals to Hell!"
3. "Graphene Vaccine Causes Mutations, Turning People Into Human-Spiders!"
4. "Graphene Vaccine Brings the Dead Back to Life!"
5. "Graphene Vaccine Gives People Superhuman Strength!"
6. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Glow in the Dark!"
7. "Graphene Vaccine Develops Its Own AI, Taking Over the World!"
8. "Graphene Vaccine Allows People to Teleport to Different Dimensions!"
9. "Graphene Vaccine Gives People the Ability to Breathe Underwater!"
10. "Graphene Vaccine Creates a New Species of Half-Human, Half-Animal Beings!"
11. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Levitate and Fly Through the Air!"
12. "Graphene Vaccine Turns People Into Time Travelers!"
13. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Speak in Alien Languages!"
14. "Graphene Vaccine Gives People X-Ray Vision!"
15. "Graphene Vaccine Provides People With Superhuman Speed!"
16. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Grow Extra Limbs!"
17. "Graphene Vaccine Turns People Into Shape-Shifters!"
18. "Graphene Vaccine Gives People the Power of
19. Telekinesis!"
20. "Graphene Vaccine Turns People Into Living Magnets!"
21. "Graphene Vaccine Allows People to Control the Weather!"
22. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Develop Psychic Abilities!"
23. "Graphene Vaccine Creates a New Race of Super-Intelligent Humans!"
24. "Graphene Vaccine Allows People to Communicate With Animals!"
25. "Graphene Vaccine Provides People With the Ability to Read Minds!"
26. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Have Premonitions of the Future!"
27. "Graphene Vaccine Turns People Into Invisibility Cloaks!"
28. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Gain Control Over Fire!"
29. "Graphene Vaccine Gives People the Power to Heal Others With Their Touch!"
30. "Graphene Vaccine Creates a New Dimension of Existence!"
31. "Graphene Vaccine Causes People to Develop Laser Vision!"

[Pollard]

This is the type of stuff the MSM latches onto to call conservatives nutty.

[Wilderness Conservative]

Let me guess, you’re fully jabbed and boosted?

[Bulwyf]

Bad life choices?

Make sure your heart is right with Jesus.

[SkyDancer]

Could it be the Bee?

[Aevery_Freeman]

You forgot: Makes people turn transgender!

[ckilmer]

did you use chatgpt to generate those?

[servantoftheservant]

Bro, shouldn’t you be getting your 29th booster? Don’t you care about Grandma?

[jonrick46]

All 32 of your claims need the 33rd:

#32 Public education has created a nation of science numskulls.