“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
I guess you and I are the only two Douglas Adams reading Freepers!
“Space [...] is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.”
Therefore, always know where your towel is.