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**VANITY** Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?
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Posted on 03/19/2023 10:44:45 AM PDT by omegatoo

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To: omegatoo

https://gifts.worldwildlife.org/gift-center/gifts/Species-Adoptions/Kangaroo-and-Joey.aspx


41 posted on 03/19/2023 11:44:57 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: omegatoo

2,350 feet per second.


42 posted on 03/19/2023 11:57:44 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: Guenevere
I wouldn’t waste my money……

Bananas are cheap. We should all send them a bunch.

43 posted on 03/19/2023 12:04:48 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: omegatoo

Great idea but expand it.

For a banana republic we need to have streets paved with banana peels, banana light post decorations and such. A veritable yellow scourge.


44 posted on 03/19/2023 12:28:54 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
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To: omegatoo

This is **funny***!

This is type of protest that is most effective in my opinion. Freepers we need to come up with some funny protests.

Hm....Here’s and idea!

Tie yellow plastic strips to the fencing on interstate overpasses. Of course they would be in the shape of yellow **bananas**!


45 posted on 03/19/2023 12:46:05 PM PDT by wintertime ( Behind every government school teacher stand armed police.( Real bullets in those guns on the hip!))
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To: omegatoo

It would be cooler if you could find a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and have Sandy Cortez OC deliver it to the knucklehead.


46 posted on 03/19/2023 12:46:31 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Elections have consequences, stolen elections have catastrophes." - J.B. Shurk)
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To: omegatoo

Mangosteens?


47 posted on 03/19/2023 12:48:11 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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Seriously, there is a business called Edible Arrangements that does just this -- deliver fruit baskets arranged like flowers.

-PJ

48 posted on 03/19/2023 1:02:09 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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1 x 1


49 posted on 03/19/2023 1:06:07 PM PDT by combat_boots (ll bushes that are the sons’ wives)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Cat $hit in a box is in order.


50 posted on 03/19/2023 1:07:04 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
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To: Sequoyah101

Bananorama.


51 posted on 03/19/2023 1:07:51 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
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To: SoftballMominVA

https://youtu.be/0wsAg69XYYQ


52 posted on 03/19/2023 1:10:44 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
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To: omegatoo
The interesting thing about Boogums is that he was behind Weinstein in the primary right up until just before Election Day, when Soros' Color of Change directly dropped $1M in his boogie hip pocket and threw a ton of 'dark' money at the election, after Weinstein and her crew had gone all in for nearly $10M and had a comfortable polling lead. But the 'jungle' primary (lol) left them 7,200 votes short. Sound familiar?

President Trump is scratching her crew's 'itch', knowing good and well they were hoo-doo'd, and with help by one of their own! (Soros); again, another example of blinding brilliance in tactics from the President.

53 posted on 03/19/2023 1:19:22 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (Tanned, rested, and ready.)
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To: omegatoo

Have a florist or bike courier deliver it to the lobby.


54 posted on 03/19/2023 1:36:34 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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There are a lot of out of work...excuse me, resting actors, in NYC...

Hire one to dress up as a banana and stand outside the office.


55 posted on 03/19/2023 1:41:15 PM PDT by mewzilla (We will never restore the republic if we don't first secure the ballot box.)
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To: omegatoo

“Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?”

Why not just throw bananas at the D.A. Office building?


56 posted on 03/19/2023 3:18:43 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Why not just throw bananas at the D.A. Office building?


Green ones, yellow, or the kind we used to made banana bread from?


57 posted on 03/19/2023 3:19:50 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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“Green ones, yellow, or the kind we used to made banana bread from?”

Over-ripe


58 posted on 03/19/2023 3:43:53 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: omegatoo

It would most certainly be misconstrued as RACIST!

White supremacist MAGA racists are sending bananas to a black man because they are signaling that he is a monkey because he is BLACK, and monkeys eat bananas. There can be no other meaning derived from the messaging. How dare you!


59 posted on 03/19/2023 3:53:46 PM PDT by freepersup (“Those who conceal crimes are preparing to commit new ones.” ~Vuk Draskovic~)
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To: omegatoo

Release the Bananas!!!!

OK, I actually tried (3 times) but my grubhub order wouldn’t go through, even though it made it all the way to checkout. I guess I’m too far away or maybe the address is blocked for deliveries.

I still think it would be an appropriate protest if a bunch of gift baskets full of bananas showed up in the lobby of the DA’s office or the courthouse steps on Tuesday. Maybe with some balloons and a sign saying “Congratulations on your new banana republic”. At the least some homeless people would get some fresh fruit.

Are there any New York or nearby Freepers who know of a conservative friendly grocery or produce supplier or delivery service that would be willing to help?

I’d gladly pay the price for bananas and supplies and a nice tip.

Suggestions welcome,

Love,
O2


60 posted on 03/31/2023 11:12:29 AM PDT by omegatoo (You know you'll get your money's worth...become a monthly donor!)
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