**VANITY** Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?

self | 3/19 | self

[Paladin2]

https://gifts.worldwildlife.org/gift-center/gifts/Species-Adoptions/Kangaroo-and-Joey.aspx

[TangoLimaSierra]

2,350 feet per second.

[unixfox]

I wouldn’t waste my money……

Bananas are cheap. We should all send them a bunch.

[Sequoyah101]

Great idea but expand it.

For a banana republic we need to have streets paved with banana peels, banana light post decorations and such. A veritable yellow scourge.

[wintertime]

This is **funny***!

This is type of protest that is most effective in my opinion. Freepers we need to come up with some funny protests.

Hm....Here’s and idea!

Tie yellow plastic strips to the fencing on interstate overpasses. Of course they would be in the shape of yellow **bananas**!

[FlingWingFlyer]

It would be cooler if you could find a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and have Sandy Cortez OC deliver it to the knucklehead.

[logi_cal869]

Mangosteens?

[Political Junkie Too]

Seriously, there is a business called Edible Arrangements that does just this -- deliver fruit baskets arranged like flowers.

-PJ

[combat_boots]

1 x 1

[blackdog]

Cat $hit in a box is in order.

[blackdog]

Bananorama.

[blackdog]

https://youtu.be/0wsAg69XYYQ

[StAnDeliver]

The interesting thing about Boogums is that he was behind Weinstein in the primary right up until just before Election Day, when Soros' Color of Change directly dropped $1M in his boogie hip pocket and threw a ton of 'dark' money at the election, after Weinstein and her crew had gone all in for nearly $10M and had a comfortable polling lead. But the 'jungle' primary (lol) left them 7,200 votes short. Sound familiar?

President Trump is scratching her crew's 'itch', knowing good and well they were hoo-doo'd, and with help by one of their own! (Soros); again, another example of blinding brilliance in tactics from the President.

[Organic Panic]

Have a florist or bike courier deliver it to the lobby.

[mewzilla]

There are a lot of out of work...excuse me, resting actors, in NYC...

Hire one to dress up as a banana and stand outside the office.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?”

Why not just throw bananas at the D.A. Office building?

[PeterPrinciple]

Why not just throw bananas at the D.A. Office building?

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Green ones, yellow, or the kind we used to made banana bread from?

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Green ones, yellow, or the kind we used to made banana bread from?”

Over-ripe

[freepersup]

It would most certainly be misconstrued as RACIST!

White supremacist MAGA racists are sending bananas to a black man because they are signaling that he is a monkey because he is BLACK, and monkeys eat bananas. There can be no other meaning derived from the messaging. How dare you!

[omegatoo]

Release the Bananas!!!!

OK, I actually tried (3 times) but my grubhub order wouldn’t go through, even though it made it all the way to checkout. I guess I’m too far away or maybe the address is blocked for deliveries.

I still think it would be an appropriate protest if a bunch of gift baskets full of bananas showed up in the lobby of the DA’s office or the courthouse steps on Tuesday. Maybe with some balloons and a sign saying “Congratulations on your new banana republic”. At the least some homeless people would get some fresh fruit.

Are there any New York or nearby Freepers who know of a conservative friendly grocery or produce supplier or delivery service that would be willing to help?

I’d gladly pay the price for bananas and supplies and a nice tip.

Suggestions welcome,

Love,
O2