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**VANITY** Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?
self | 3/19 | self

Posted on 03/19/2023 10:44:45 AM PDT by omegatoo

Just trying to be thoughtful. Maybe with some bananas and raspberries with a side of jerky?


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KEYWORDS: bananas
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To: omegatoo
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21 posted on 03/19/2023 11:03:04 AM PDT by freepersup (“Those who conceal crimes are preparing to commit new ones.” ~Vuk Draskovic~)
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To: ElkGroveDan
Send just bananas.

Rotten ones.

22 posted on 03/19/2023 11:04:20 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: freepersup

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23 posted on 03/19/2023 11:04:35 AM PDT by freepersup (“Those who conceal crimes are preparing to commit new ones.” ~Vuk Draskovic~)
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To: omegatoo

Send him one banana in a box to add to his republic.


24 posted on 03/19/2023 11:06:53 AM PDT by Bullish (Either we don't see it coming or they don't... But somebody's got it coming.)
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To: changeitback440

Send a bunch of bananas, with a tarantula thrown in for good measure.


25 posted on 03/19/2023 11:09:42 AM PDT by telescope115 (My feet are on the ground, and my head is in the stars. A Man, and proud of it!)
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To: omegatoo

I wouldn’t waste money on a basket, but a single banana might be appropriate.


26 posted on 03/19/2023 11:10:17 AM PDT by CFW (old and retired)
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To: omegatoo

“1 Hogan Pl, New York, NY 10013”


27 posted on 03/19/2023 11:11:45 AM PDT by CFW (old and retired)
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To: omegatoo

Doordash.


28 posted on 03/19/2023 11:13:45 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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To: Yo-Yo

Door dash will deliver 100 (non-organic) bananas to that address for $31.80. Tempting:

https://www.doordash.com/convenience/store/2576501/category/produce-964

You could deplete a lot of the banana supply in lower Manhattan very quickly.


29 posted on 03/19/2023 11:16:13 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: thefactor

Not mail, door dash.


30 posted on 03/19/2023 11:16:46 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: omegatoo

Try this site:

www.poopsenders.com

There’s a variety of selections!


31 posted on 03/19/2023 11:18:00 AM PDT by rfreedom4u ("You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas")
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To: omegatoo

Make sure it’s rotten and smelly, just like this case.


32 posted on 03/19/2023 11:21:38 AM PDT by boxlunch (Red State governors, kick the fednazis OUT of red states! BTW, We are a REPUBLIC not a democracy!)
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To: omegatoo

Be very careful....The Big Guy’s Department of Just Us will charge you with “domestic terrorism” after declaring the bananas to have been laced with cyanide.


33 posted on 03/19/2023 11:22:37 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

They’d never get past security. Especially if the name on the delivery slip is the DA himself. They’ll refuse to accept it.


34 posted on 03/19/2023 11:23:17 AM PDT by thefactor
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To: blackdog
Nope...he's worse than that. He's an enthusiastic co-conspirator who gets his orders *directly* from Rat Party Headquarters!
35 posted on 03/19/2023 11:24:26 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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To: thefactor

Annotate the order: Leave at door.


36 posted on 03/19/2023 11:25:21 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: omegatoo

Actually,it would be better to send him one of these. But given his IQ of 65 he won't have the first clue what it is.

37 posted on 03/19/2023 11:29:33 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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38 posted on 03/19/2023 11:34:40 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: omegatoo; All
Forget to mention...anyone with some free time tomorrow should (at 10AM Eastern) tune into the Mark Simone Show on WOR in NYC. He's excellent...a big DJT supporter...and he knows everything there is to know about this punk Bragg.

WOR is easy to find on iHeart Radio.

39 posted on 03/19/2023 11:36:29 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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Bragg wouldn’t make the connection. It would be completely lost on him. He would take as a compliment that he’s doing a good job.


40 posted on 03/19/2023 11:38:00 AM PDT by Reily (!!)
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