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1 posted on 03/15/2023 12:59:23 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Here’s a thought, don’t drink to excess, know when to quit, for every alcoholic drink, drink a large glass of water and take a large glass of water before you sleep, then you won’t have to worry about adding another drug to your system.


2 posted on 03/15/2023 1:08:30 PM PDT by The Louiswu
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Flashing red & blue lights in the rear view mirror do the same thing...sorta.


3 posted on 03/15/2023 1:10:33 PM PDT by twister881
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What type of injection?


4 posted on 03/15/2023 1:11:27 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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So the solution is to let the mice drive...?


5 posted on 03/15/2023 1:13:07 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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7 posted on 03/15/2023 1:14:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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“Rapidly Sobers Up Drunk Mice”

“Slipping someone a mickey” takes on a new meaning.


8 posted on 03/15/2023 1:18:14 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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The point of getting drunk is the fun you have getting there... the after affects may suck but that’s the result you get.

I’m not concerned with drunk mice.


10 posted on 03/15/2023 1:21:37 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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IRELAND REJOICES!


12 posted on 03/15/2023 1:28:46 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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Would be helpful

Especially here lol


15 posted on 03/15/2023 1:35:55 PM PDT by wardaddy (Truth is treason in the Empire of lies)
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I guess they will sell it in really small bottles.


17 posted on 03/15/2023 2:08:04 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob
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Rehab centers are not gonna be pleased with this.


19 posted on 03/15/2023 2:37:03 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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Wives of LSU fans are already pre-ordering...


20 posted on 03/15/2023 2:42:45 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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I wonder what the breathalyzer test would look like.


22 posted on 03/15/2023 3:02:50 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Can Star Trek’s “synthahol” be far behind.


23 posted on 03/15/2023 3:16:11 PM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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Of course, the side effect is to turn users into a vampire zombie.

Double troubling is that it is so hard to kill a vampire zombie.


24 posted on 03/15/2023 3:21:44 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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This will also have a very negative effect on ugly drunk women.

Just in time before she gets in your car you take the jab. And WHOA need to rethink this.

Of course, it does prevent ‘coyote ugly’ issues.


25 posted on 03/15/2023 3:25:06 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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I’ve seen a few drunk mice, but they weren’t driving. So what’s the problem?


27 posted on 03/15/2023 3:52:41 PM PDT by Veto! (FJB Sucks Rocks)
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Now if they could just keep the mice from driving


30 posted on 03/15/2023 4:55:22 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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