Eh ???
no foul play ....
Eh ???
Eh ???
No investigation-saves money.
Always take extra precautions when rolling yourself up inside a rug to avoid this very avoidable death
No foul play?
How did they get wrapped and rolled in that rug?
I believe it. I often wrap myself up in rug for the evening, six miles from where I am staying. If I die in my sleep, please don’t suspect foul play. .
It’s a new form of suicide you see. You wrap yourself in plastic and then roll yourself up in a rug so you can’t get free. Just in case you change your mind when you run out of air. Happens to friends of the Clintons all the time.
>no foul play ....
did he know the Clintons?
They find me like this all the time. Just wake me up and I go home...after rolling in reverse awhile.
Bad restsaurant food.
He was a great contortionist who was able to wrap himself in Saran wrap and a rug and walk miles before dying a natural death. Call the Guiness Book of World Records - we have a winner!
FTA:
“The investigation is ongoing, according to Chief Paul, Jr. Even though police do not see signs of foul play, they are looking into how Millard’s body ended up wrapped in plastic and a rug behind a funeral home. Final autopsy results are pending further studies including toxicology testing.”
The article is just extremely poorly written.