My husband disappears to Thailand weekly, spends hundreds — he won’t tell me what he’s up to

NY Post ^ | 22 Feb 2023

[DUMBGRUNT]

A 70-year-old woman has shared on UK television that her husband of almost 50 years “keeps disappearing” to Thailand and sending “hundreds of pounds there monthly”.

Speaking on a segment called Dear Deirdre phone-in on This Morning, the anonymous caller who went by the name ‘Julie’ said he leaves without telling her, and is tight-lipped about where the cash is going.

His response when she inquires where he is going is equally charming. “None of your business,” she says he retorts.

[DUMBGRUNT]

I would not want to prejudge, but he may be tired of English food; or something.

[dfwgator]

Thailand?

[Jonty30]

Yeah, or something.

[Da Coyote]

A whole lotta happy endings.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Or something, anyway. I don’t think you have to go clear to Thailand for Thai food.

[calljack]

Lets see, what thing could Thailand be famous for that a man would not tell his wife about? I wonder. Maybe we should ask David Carradine.

[smartymarty]

May have a second family.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Pinochle?

[amnestynone]

If I were her I would get myself checked for Venereal Disease.

[skeeter]

He has a cross dressing boyfriend?

[AndyJackson]

Law! wot do they understand?
I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!
On the road to Mandalay.

[libertylover]

but he may be tired of English food; or something.

Hmmm. Hadn't thought of that angle. Maybe she should start fixing him Full English Breakfasts and see if that does the trick. (Bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, butter, jelly, coffee/tea.)

[monkeyshine]

Different strokes for different folks.

[jerod]

I googled Thailand and this is all I could find... And there were lots more pics of this sort... I wonder what goes on over there?

[dljordan]

He’s doing secret work for MI-6

[dfwgator]

Different strokes for different folks.

And so on and so on and scooby-dooby-dooby

[MinorityRepublican]

If I were her I would get myself checked for Venereal Disease.

They probably haven't slept together in years.

[libertylover]

Oh! And fried potatoes.

[dfwgator]

Just make sure they are really women, look at the hands, that’s always a dead giveaway.

[Albion Wilde]

Maybe she should start fixing him Full English Breakfasts and see if that does the trick. (Bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, butter, jelly, coffee/tea.)

Don't forget the black pudding.