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1 posted on 02/20/2023 11:46:21 AM PST by BipolarBob

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To: BipolarBob

The horror, the horror.

2 posted on 02/20/2023 11:52:59 AM PST by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)

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damn kids... juvenile delinquents!!!

3 posted on 02/20/2023 12:01:32 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)

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>>At publishing time, Jared had been granted another chance to complete his homework project, though the new assignment — doing a report on a fully functioning food processing plant — was proving somewhat difficult.

Look kid, I will help. Do you science project on Globull Warming.

Hypothesis: The panet has a fever!

Proof:

Measurement set 1 (MS1): get the outdoor temperature all this week.

Measurement set 2 (MS2): get the outdoor temperatures a random week in August.

If median or average (whichever best helps your conclusion) of MS2 > MS1 then you win!

And no one DARE gainsay you! Because AGW.

4 posted on 02/20/2023 12:02:00 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Difference between a cow and the US Capitol 1/6 "riot:" you can only milk a cow 3 times a day)

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To: BipolarBob

Now that’s creative.

5 posted on 02/20/2023 12:02:27 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)

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On a fully functional food processing plant..LOL...

Jared should do a science project on why trains derailments are according to Mayor Buttplug Trump's fault!

6 posted on 02/20/2023 12:07:52 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Defund the FBI, the American Stasi.. Hello 2023, can we get over 2020 yet? )

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Despite skepticism from the school's faculty, Jared was adamant that he was telling the truth. "Why would I possibly make up something like that?!" he asked incredulously. "If I was going to make up an excuse for not doing my homework, I would at least make it sound more believable...

LOL

7 posted on 02/20/2023 12:11:21 PM PST by GOPJ ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)

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To: BipolarBob

The best I can do was that a tornado ate my college project.

My project partner had just put the finishing touches on it, put the paper in the desk and left his room. A tornado touched down a few minutes later and sucked the entire desk through the window.

No really. It happened.

8 posted on 02/20/2023 1:02:12 PM PST by cyclotic

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To: BipolarBob

Yeah, kid, try the old message in a bottle project. We will be waiting...

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