Posted on 02/07/2023 9:46:58 AM PST by sodpoodle
Don’t sweat old age. It doesn’t last very long.
Thanks, needed that.
21 is the optimal age. Before you’re 21 you spend your time trying to look older, after 21 you spend your time trying to look younger.
Here’s one they missed:
I remember the time I drove an 18-wheeler while at the same time fighting off Corn Pop. - Joe Biden
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
I’m here all week. Try the veal....tip your server...
Men age like wine, women like milk. (Too true, unfortunately)
“tip your server” I can’t do that, he might capsize. /snicker
Is that you Hank? :)
Never regret growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
And not that much left.
History is seasonal and winter is coming. The very survival of the nation will feel at stake. Sometime before the year 2025, America will pass through a great gate in history, commensurate with the American Revolution, Civil War, and the twin emergencies of the Great Depression in World War II. The risk of catastrophe will be high. The nation could erupt into insurrection or civil violence, crack up geographically or succumb to authoritarian rule. If there is a war, it is likely to be one of maximum risk and effort – in other words, a total war. Every Fourth Turning has registered an upward ratchet in the technology of destruction, and in mankind’s willingness to use it.” (The Fourth Turning, Strauss & Howe, 1997)
Lol!
One of my favorites:
If I knew I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself.
growing older never hit me until I turned forty-10
Good one. And there are 3 stages of a man’s sex life.
Tri-Weekly
Try Weekly
Try Weakly
This is funny.
Thanks for posting.
“I Told My Doctor I Wanna Stop Aging; He Gave Me A Gun.”
Rodney Dangerfield
The older I get, the older old is :)
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
“My doctor told me that if I take excellent care of myself, one day I’ll get very sick and die.”
- Rodney Dangerfield
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