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Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
YouTube ^ | 2007 | Chris Rock

Posted on 01/31/2023 2:48:55 PM PST by Borges

Imagine if he did this today...


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1 posted on 01/31/2023 2:48:55 PM PST by Borges
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To: Borges

Good advice no matter what your race.

Think about it: even good cops on a good day have likely been dealing with a parade of unhappy people. On a bad day nothing but a string of ***holes. They do not want to deal with your crap.

Being polite has never got me out of anything, but at least I’ve never been one of the ***holes.


2 posted on 01/31/2023 3:00:20 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Borges

3 posted on 01/31/2023 3:02:32 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Borges

Look, I don’t think anyone should have an affair with a police officer’s wife for ex-wife, but that’s still not a justification for beating the crap out of someone.


4 posted on 01/31/2023 3:06:32 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Borges

Does anyone really think that a dispute over a woman should result in one person dead, five people in jail for life, and other people fired or possibly convicted of something?


5 posted on 01/31/2023 3:10:43 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Rurudyne

I have gotten out of nearly every possible ticket in my lifetime, by doing the following.

WORRY about the safety of the police officer. I pull WAAAAY far off to the side so they don’t have to risk their life standing in the road to talk to me through the window.

I have get my drivers license and insurance out BEFORE they get to the window and I have the window rolled down and my hands clearly visible.

Then I sincerely admit to anything I was doing that prompted them to pull me over in the first place, and apologize.

Because to be 100% I FEEL BAD for cops! they have a crappy job that doesn’t pay very much and now because I was an idiot they had to pull me over and risk their life to give me a ticket or whatever, and I just let those real feelings show .. and PRESTO!! they nearly always let me go with a warning.


6 posted on 01/31/2023 3:16:23 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: TexasFreeper2009

I have done that without fail. Still got the tickets.


7 posted on 01/31/2023 3:18:31 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Rurudyne

Growing up where I did I must admit the vast majority of cops were white and so was I. But even before I got to drive the word on the street was if you decide to run from the cops, you better have one kick a** car and you know they can’t catch you. Because if they do, they’re going to kick your a** but good.


8 posted on 01/31/2023 3:20:27 PM PST by WhoisAlanGreenspan? (It's a failed virus but a hugely successful propaganda campaign.)
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To: Borges
Can we expect a follow-up video...

"How not to get your ass kicked by Will Smith!"

9 posted on 01/31/2023 3:22:47 PM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Borges

To balance out that video, here’s Chris Rock saying that policing is a profession much like being a pilot. There simply cannot be any “bad apples”. Rock makes a good point. It’s just a shame he put too much race into it. Bad cops mess white people up too, Chris.

https://youtu.be/1h5sRgW6sQY


10 posted on 01/31/2023 3:24:56 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: Borges

Oh, man; I remember that skit. One of the funniest pieces I’ve seen. Chris Rock was a genius at comedy.

I just watched this video again, as it was posted here. I had to take a break before I wrote this because I was laughing so hard tears were streaming out of my eyes, and I was having difficulty seeing the type as I tried to comment.


11 posted on 01/31/2023 3:26:39 PM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: Rurudyne

TexasFreeper has more cleavage than you.


12 posted on 01/31/2023 3:41:23 PM PST by Vehmgericht
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To: Borges

Sounds advice. But it wouldn’t have been applicable to this recent Memphis incident.


13 posted on 01/31/2023 3:53:06 PM PST by dmam2011
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To: Vehmgericht

well, I definitely have a dad bod, but I don’t think it’s gotten so bad I have actual man boobs yet ;)


14 posted on 01/31/2023 3:54:49 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Vehmgericht

I have not met Texas Freeper.


15 posted on 01/31/2023 3:56:27 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: dmam2011

Correct, Nichols was murdered in Cold Blood, there is nothing he could have done to get out of it.


16 posted on 01/31/2023 3:56:51 PM PST by HerrBlucher
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To: Borges
Yup,I'm well familiar with it and have referenced it here a number of times.Excellent advice for everyone...black and white,young and old,male and female. If the Gentle Giant,Saint Trayvon,Saint George Floyd or this guy in Memphis had followed his advice they'd be alive today.
17 posted on 01/31/2023 4:12:46 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: dmam2011

Are you sure of that?


18 posted on 01/31/2023 4:13:23 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
Yes,when a cop pulls you over he/she is at least a little bit afraid.And there are circumstances when he/she is very afraid. A car full of young males and 2AM are just two situations where a cop is very afraid. Let the cop know that you accept that he/she is in charge and that you're planning to obey every one of his/her instructions. Doing that lessens your chances of being shot substantially.
19 posted on 01/31/2023 4:20:28 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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