Senior Texting Codes

email from a friend | 01/23/2023 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Senior Texting Codes Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).

Not to be outdone by these kids, we senior members now have our own short-hand codes.

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring your own teeth

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

LOL - Living on Lipitor

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WTP - Where are the Prunes?

Hope these help .....

GGLKI ! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[sodpoodle]

God bless

[CopperTop]

Thanks much for the chuckles, sod!! d;^D

[Rurudyne]

CPUT : Can’t Pass Up Toilet

[rangerX]

CRS: Can’t Remember Sh^+

[Presbyterian Reporter]

HASM -— Having A Senior Moment

[Red Badger]

ISWYDT..................

[LittleBillyInfidel]

And Joe Biden has his own set of text codes, like:

YKTT- You know, the thing...

NAJJ - Not a joke, Jack

TDAITG - The docs are in the garage

and

HMIFAICGU!

[Rio]

WTF - Wet the furniture

LMDO - Laughing my dentures out.

[sodpoodle]

I saw what you did there

OR

In some way you did try”)

[1Old Pro]

ROTFLBNICGU - Rolling on the floor laughing but now I can’t get up.

[sodpoodle]

HMIFAICGU!

I give up - please tell”)

[John Milner]

UPA

Up Peeing Again

[Red Badger]

I smell what you done there..................

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
😜

[shotgun]

TAFSMP - Trusted a fart and shit my pants

[Oldeconomybuyer]

😃

[KarlInOhio]

OMG - Ouch, my gout!

[Presbyterian Reporter]

WKWCSOLI -— Who Knew We Could Sell Our Life Insurance

[showme_the_Glory]

TPAW - toilet plugged at walmart

[Vaduz]

OGNA- Oh God not again