Bird Slide
***Seagulls are disgusting. Rats with wings.
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Agreed, however people feed them anyway..
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Exactly. It’s because of stupid people like that that the gulls have learned to be so obnoxious.
Soze....one day, Cletus had pulled into the McD’s in Bay City to grab a burger meal.
Pulled up to the window and had to wait.
Youngster, out in the parking lot was barking at a pretty young lady but his suggestions were quite vulgar and really shouldn’t be shouted in public.
He was turning right to follow his target, Cletus was turning left.
Cletus tossed his french-fries into the kid’s truck bed as he drove away...
Followed closely by a huge flock of seagulls.
Are you speaking of seagulls or Congress?
They’re first on my list if the poop hits the fan. They prolly taste fishy though.
If you're fishing, seagulls will help you find the fish.
If you're hunting, the crows will help you find the deer, elk, etc.
It's a symbiotic relationship.