1 posted on
01/11/2023 10:18:11 AM PST by
BenLurkin
Can a pair of boots be made from its hide?
2 posted on
01/11/2023 10:18:40 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Speed bump. Really. What happened to brains in America?
3 posted on
01/11/2023 10:20:28 AM PST by
blackdog
(The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
To: BenLurkin
Why didn't they just run it over with the vehicle?
Just a hint, that thing could kill you in a very unpleasant way.
4 posted on
01/11/2023 10:20:54 AM PST by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: BenLurkin
What does python meat taste like?
5 posted on
01/11/2023 10:21:12 AM PST by
dowcaet
To: BenLurkin
Why did the python cross the road?
6 posted on
01/11/2023 10:22:08 AM PST by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: BenLurkin
“To get to the other side”
7 posted on
01/11/2023 10:22:12 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Government always tries to steal freedom; People should always try to stop Government.)
To: BenLurkin
Nasty things, not native to Florida and dining on rapidly declining Everglades animals that are good for the swamp.
9 posted on
01/11/2023 10:23:52 AM PST by
Veto!
(FJB sucks rocks)
To: BenLurkin
Just run over it, morons....
To: BenLurkin
That right thar is what we call almost a “snake in the grass,” but right now it is more of what we call a “snake on the pavement.”
Where is a 4X4 when you need one? Though that biggin’ might just of et it.
15 posted on
01/11/2023 10:38:36 AM PST by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: BenLurkin
Yikes! I’ve seen 6 foot rattlers while out hiking in Florida, that’s freaky enough.
16 posted on
01/11/2023 10:40:38 AM PST by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: BenLurkin
Where’s Troy Landry and his side-kick “Pickles” when you need them?
20 posted on
01/11/2023 10:53:34 AM PST by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: BenLurkin
Damn, they don’t make shovels that big.
21 posted on
01/11/2023 10:59:06 AM PST by
bigbob
(z)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
...and nobody ran it over?
I can understand avoiding a meaty alligator.
24 posted on
01/11/2023 12:16:52 PM PST by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: BenLurkin
At 40 lbs per lineal foot, we are looking at about 600 pounds of snake.
with 1/3 not edible, I am guessing about 350-400 pounds of prime snake steak... mostly boneless... probably NOT so tasty.. but hey its better than vegetarian anything.
question is, would Ted (nugent) eat it?
my guess is yes.
30 posted on
01/11/2023 2:51:45 PM PST by
MIA_eccl1212
(When the bad guys have leverage they use it)
To: BenLurkin
clearly it is hungry... no crocodile lumps in its profile... probably wants to eat a small car...
33 posted on
01/11/2023 3:08:50 PM PST by
MIA_eccl1212
(When the bad guys have leverage they use it)
To: BenLurkin
And you didn’t run over it? Then back back over? A couple times?
38 posted on
01/11/2023 6:36:20 PM PST by
Golden Eagle
(The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who follows it.)
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