Posted on 01/01/2023 12:00:54 AM PST by weston
🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸
@mrddmia
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5th vote = nothing changed from 4th
20 NOs
1 present
Ken Buck vowing to oppose Kevin McCarthy in 6th vote.
And if this vote were anonymous, Kevin McCarthy would get 1 vote.
Pack your stuff,
@GOPLeader
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You lost.
McCarthy needs to make a deal with the holdouts or withdraw.
He’s really pissing people off at this point. If he makes any deal/concessions to Dems...well... spit!
Emerald Robinson ✝️
@EmeraldRobinson
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The COVID vaccines re-program your immune system to attack your internal organs.
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox
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No Organ Is Safe: Vaccine-Induced Autoimmune Attack in the Brain, Heart, Lungs, Etc.
Dr. Sucharit Bhakdi: “German pathologists ... have shown now that these people who died after vaccination, 90% had signs of autoimmune attack in the organs, with the heart as the major organ.”
Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza
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Who says #KevinMcCarthy is not a fighter? When it come to HIS OWN POLITICAL FUTURE the guy is tireless, implacable, simply won’t give up. Now if only he fought for THE REST OF US that same way!
David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
@davereaboi
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Hard to imagine a better demonstration of the uniparty than to have McCarthy cling to power by running to cut a deal with the Dems for Speakership rather than to just bow out.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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The single WORST person the Republicans could have as Speaker would be Fred Upton, almost worse than a Democrat. Remember, he QUIT when I wouldn’t endorse him. STONE COLD LOSER!
Hard to imagine a better demonstration of the uniparty than to have McCarthy cling to power by running to cut a deal with the Dems for Speakership rather than to just bow out.
Bears repeating.
McCarthy-Luntz has proven, AGAIN, he’s no better than the evil Dems.
#SwampGrasperKevin
Thanks for posting that, exit.
Emerald is spot on, yet, again.
Evil what they’ve done, w/these $hots.
I had to go to the hardware store, for hubby.
NEVER a good idea, or, mix.
I missed all of the LIVE excitement...but, I appreciate all of the posts/pings, right here, keeping us up to speed.
How many polls do you think Luntz has run on this so far? Congressional focus groups? Hmmm? /s
More popcorn and nibblies...
Longest election for Speaker:
After more than two months and 133 ballots, Nathaniel P. Banks of Massachusetts was elected Speaker on February 2, 1856.
https://history.house.gov/Institution/Firsts-Milestones/Speaker-Fast-Facts/
Elon Musk Named Honorary Congressman After Making $200 Billion Disappear
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After managing to make $200 Billion disappear in a single year, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk was made an honorary member of Congress by unanimous vote.
Lawmakers had reportedly peed themselves with excitement, imagining what Musk could do with an omnibus spending bill.
“Making him an honorary Congressman was a no-brainer,” said Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders while staring in awe at Elon Musk’s financial losses and drooling a little bit. “He makes us all look like amateurs; we had to team up and work together just to make $2 Trillion disappear.”
“It is with much chagrin and distress that I vote to make Musk an honorary Congressman,” said Rep. Kevin McCarthy, “I have standards. I would have been more comfortable with a conservative loss of $198 billion.”
It was reported that other conservative members of Congress were equally upset about bringing Musk into their fold because of reckless spending, but voted him in anyway because Pelosi told them to.
At publishing time, Elon Musk’s net worth mysteriously shot upward after being voted in, as had happened to all other members of Congress.
Just found a ckeck I was supposed to deposit yesterday,
so have to go back to the Credit Union.
I had better go and do it now, as the weather is supposed to be AWFUL tomorrow!
Exit and Judy-are you gonna get hit, too?
Do like I do, make a list.....
Then forget where you put the list, LOL
Stay safe.
House Republicans Frantically Binge Old ‘Schoolhouse Rock’ Episodes To Figure Out What They’re Supposed To Be Doing
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Jan 4, 2023 · BabylonBee.comWASHINGTON, D.C. — House Republicans have requested a congressional recess following another failed round of voting for the next Speaker of the House so they can frantically binge-watch old episodes of Schoolhouse Rock and figure out what they’re supposed to be doing.
McCarthy reportedly told aides, “There’s got to be something in these ancient songs. Hold all my calls! I refuse to talk to any constituents until I am Speaker!”
Republicans first reviewed the classic song “Three-Ring Government” but found it unsettling. They learned a lot but all comparisons to a three-ring circus felt strangely offensive. “We are not a bunch of clowns! You’re the clowns!” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene yelled at the screen. She was supported by Rep. Matt Gaetz, who resented the very idea that he was anything but practically perfect in every way.
According to sources, Republicans quickly grew bored of their intense study of government policy and ordered their aides to review the educational tapes instead. A 4,000-page report on the lessons learned from the catchy tunes and whimsical animation was prepared and half-heartedly skimmed by a majority of the congressional representatives who had requested the information in the first place.
At publishing time, Rep. Kevin McCarthy is still reviewing footage of Schoolhouse Rock, searching for any means whatsoever to gain power. “All I care about is power,” he said, eyes lit by the haunting glow of a dim television in a dark room full of empty chairs.
I hate it when I go to the grocery store without my list and pen.
Once I bumped into my daughter at the grocery store, she had her list and pen in hand too, lol, obvious we were related.
Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
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House now into its 6th vote. But it will trigger a 7th vote because enough members have voted for Donalds in opposition to McCarthy
Such detail.
Beautiful, thank you.
Only 690
French interior minister mocked after saying ‘only’ 690 cars torched on New Year’s Eve
There were riots in several French cities, almost 700 cars were set on fire, and nearly 500 people were arrested on New Year’s Eve in France. However, French Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin said in a statement that New Year’s Eve celebrations in the country had taken place “without any major incidents.” The French authorities were […]
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