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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
NY Post ^ | 12/20/2022 | Andrew Court

Posted on 12/21/2022 4:30:00 AM PST by DFG

The case left doctors shell shocked.

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.

“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” the rep added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”

Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man.

“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.

Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.

It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.

“An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam, we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” one doctor declared. “But a shell? Never!”

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: explosive; qanon; rectum
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To: Joe 6-pack

projectile diarrhea


61 posted on 12/21/2022 8:02:26 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: convocation

One of the local radio stations read a story about the exact same thing happening in England several years ago. Inserting artillery shells up the yazoo must be a thing amongst that sub-culture.


62 posted on 12/21/2022 8:02:37 AM PST by nhbob1
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To: DFG

63 posted on 12/21/2022 8:07:34 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: nhbob1
One of the local radio stations read a story about the exact same thing happening in England several years ago. Inserting artillery shells up the yazoo must be a thing amongst that sub-culture.

Archie had it right!


64 posted on 12/21/2022 8:09:45 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: M Kehoe

For years people have said they need to be isolated they are not sane.


65 posted on 12/21/2022 8:16:07 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: buckalfa

That’s FR. Come for the news, stay for the comments.


66 posted on 12/21/2022 8:37:52 AM PST by TheDon (Resist the usurpers)
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To: RouxStir

Omigosh! People — I presume mostly male? — put the darnedest things where the sun don’t shine. When the urge hits, they must grab the closest thing to them.


67 posted on 12/21/2022 8:39:01 AM PST by KittyKares
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To: Nakota

The shell had his name on it.


68 posted on 12/21/2022 8:43:42 AM PST by TheDon (Resist the usurpers)
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To: DFG

Was there a fan nearby? Would’ve been a good time...


69 posted on 12/21/2022 9:00:02 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

No primer. It is inert.


70 posted on 12/21/2022 12:41:57 PM PST by GingisK
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To: GingisK

“ No primer. It is inert.”

Are you talking about Paul Pelosi or his hammer?


71 posted on 12/21/2022 12:52:11 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: DFG

If he got it in there why couldn’t he get it out?


72 posted on 12/21/2022 12:56:14 PM PST by M_Continuum
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To: DFG

Of course it’s inert. It would be crazy to stick a live artillery shell up there.


73 posted on 12/21/2022 12:57:26 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

It might be more thrilling to use live ammo. ;-D


74 posted on 12/21/2022 2:16:43 PM PST by GingisK
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To: DFG

I’ll bet his azz really appreciated it.


75 posted on 12/21/2022 9:20:54 PM PST by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: DFG

Hmmm looks like the primer is missing.🤨


76 posted on 12/22/2022 12:15:57 AM PST by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first, we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: M Kehoe
Everybody knows the punchline but nobody remembers how to set up the joke.

I heard the joke about forty years ago but for years I've tried to remember it.   I guess this story is good enough to get that punchline in if you word it right.

Did you hear about the old French guy who got a WWI artillery shell lodged in his...?
something like that.
77 posted on 12/24/2022 11:46:38 AM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: DFG

uh, whut?


78 posted on 12/24/2022 11:49:59 AM PST by dforest
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To: dfwgator

I had *no* *idea* that South Park had covered that song.


79 posted on 12/26/2022 6:42:03 PM PST by grey_whiskers ( (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.))
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