Kleptophobic Biden Admin Fires Luggage Thief Who Identified as Owner of Suitcases

https://www.frontpagemag.com ^ | December 13, 2022 | by Daniel Greenfield

[Red Badger]

Klepto-Americans are discriminated against by ignorant cis-hetero white capitalists who cling bitterly to their suitcases.

In a sad act of kleptophobia that shows how far we still have to go as a society, the Biden administration fired Sam Brinton, the drag queen and kink activist whom it had elevated to the position of Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition.

“Sam Brinton is no longer a DOE employee. By law, the Department of Energy cannot comment further on personnel matters,” a spokesperson for the department told the Daily Beast.

If true, this shows a high degree of ignorance and prejudice.

By taking other people’s suitcases, Brinton was disrupting capitalism and the oppressive patriarchal concept of private property. He was also looking for new winter outfits in a society that still ignorantly frowns on a man with a mustache walking into a boutique and trying on new dresses and then leaving lipstick stains all over them.

It’s also been suggested that Sam, who uses the pronoun they/mine identified as the owner of the suitcases. And if you can change biological gender through identification, how can it not be possible to transfer ownership of mere property, which everyone agrees is a construct, through identification?

Klepto-Americans are discriminated against by ignorant cis-hetero white capitalists who cling bitterly to their suitcases. Sadly it may take months of activism until Americans come to understand that Klepto-Americans have no choice but to steal, they were born his way and are responding to generations of trauma.

The Biden administration, whose upper echelons are filled with Klepto-Americans who disrupted private property so hard that families can’t afford to buy groceries, should, of all people, be understanding of Sam’s plight.

[joshua c]

too funny

[Jeff F]

How dare you!

[Red Badger]

[bk1000]

Disgusting freak should be put down.

[stevio]

I think people forget that these people with odd gender fantasies suffer from mental illness. Them and liberals in general. Used to be common knowledge.

[j.havenfarm]

Plus “they/mine” Double snort

[PGR88]

[Pilgrim's Progress]

If he “identified” as the owner of the cases, according to the new world we are living in . . . it’s all good then. Those bags are his.

[EnderWiggin1970]

Klepto-Americans are discriminated against by ignorant cis-hetero white capitalists who cling bitterly to their suitcases.

I always appreciate good journalist one-liners like this. :-)

[Red Badger]

Definitely a diamond in the gravel pit..................

[mykroar]

OK, that’s funny

[Sicon]

When I first heard about this suitcase theft story the other day, I had no idea it was this gender-confused affirmative action freak who was the culprit.

I'd say "Good riddance" (and I do), but I shudder to think what the Biden admin will put in that thing's place.

[Red Badger]

You can bet it will be a tranny.......................

[Sicon]

"Even for the Biden regime, this guy had too much baggage."

[Texas resident]

Wonder how many more freaks like this are working for the biden admin.

[Red Badger]

All of them......................

[citizen]

I think people forget that these people with odd gender fantasies suffer from mental illness.

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I would not be surprised if a legal team for he/she/it would use such a defense construct.

[ghost of nixon]

I think he should be promoted to transportation secretary - he apparently knows more about transportation than Pete Buttigieg

[GOPJ]

Daniel Greenfield - NOT THE BEE - but really funny stuff.

ping

[GOPJ]

Fired him for ‘making sexual weirdos look bad’? President Sniffer is capable of shame? Pigs are flying.