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I've heard it said that, if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you'd need.
1 posted on 12/11/2022 9:39:30 AM PST by Lazamataz
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Expert painter of paintings painted outside...plein air paintings.

Also I’m an expert drywall finisher, thanks to my Step-Dad teaching me the trade waaay back in high school.

Selling more art means less drywalling ;)


87 posted on 12/11/2022 11:56:39 AM PST by wyokostur
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I used to know a little bit about many things...
As time went by I knew less and less about more and more...
Now I know nothing about everything.


88 posted on 12/11/2022 12:01:14 PM PST by PieroC
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93 posted on 12/11/2022 12:29:52 PM PST by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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Electroplating. Knot tying, helming ships, how to hit waves just right so everyone out on deck gets wet.


94 posted on 12/11/2022 12:30:25 PM PST by roving ( Pronouns- libs/suk)
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I am a Linguist, but it doesn’t help a lot with politics, other than I can decode liberal lies pretty quickly, lol


96 posted on 12/11/2022 12:40:29 PM PST by LilFarmer
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Some of us wouldn’t need a ladder to get a giraffe pregnant, if you know what I mean.


97 posted on 12/11/2022 12:41:13 PM PST by IncPen ("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
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I am an expert at poking holes in paper at 600 yards. Here's a sample target:


98 posted on 12/11/2022 12:42:26 PM PST by FtrPilot
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Parenting! and Home Schooling


101 posted on 12/11/2022 1:38:23 PM PST by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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“if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you’d need”

You’d probably be best at that.

For me, it’s just smoking out America-hating Neocons.


102 posted on 12/11/2022 1:40:37 PM PST by BobL (By the way, low tonight in Estonia: 19 degrees)
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Call center management, CATV systems, and professional sports photographer. Kind of an eclectic blend.


103 posted on 12/11/2022 1:48:48 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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I’m a janitor specialized in cleaning up other peoples messes but not my own.


105 posted on 12/11/2022 2:22:28 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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I’m an Avionics Mechanic for legacy USAF aircraft. I specialize in every block of F-16s. I also am an expert in sortie production. I have extensive experience in Electro-Enviromental troubleshooting and also have experience with military acquistion.

I can also splice cable and replace wire harnesses.

More, but that is what you gain after 26 years in the military


106 posted on 12/11/2022 2:28:02 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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Interesting fact: Giraffe's have the same number of neck vertebrae we humans do, 7.
109 posted on 12/11/2022 2:52:42 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
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I've heard it said that, if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you'd need.

75 inches. Unless it's in Zimbabwe.

110 posted on 12/11/2022 2:59:06 PM PST by DouglasKC
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FWIW I’m a member of The Court of Master Sommeliers and worked in the high end white tablecloth food/bev industry for decades. I’ve met quite a few famous politicians over the decades that are named here every day but don’t mention them for no one would believe me anyway LOL. (plus I’d out myself)

But hey, I don’t drink wine and like domestic light beer from time to time.

Used to run the wine ping list here on FR years ago - life got in the way and haven’t picked it up again, maybe someday.


111 posted on 12/11/2022 3:38:11 PM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute. )
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Snapping necks, banging 10’s, and flying Blackhawk Helicopters


114 posted on 12/11/2022 3:48:10 PM PST by strider44
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I know how to get ALL of my fasebuuk profiles into fukzuk jail at one time.


117 posted on 12/11/2022 4:01:58 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Looks like I'll have to buy the White Album again.)
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But is it an African or a European giraffe?


118 posted on 12/11/2022 4:15:41 PM PST by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy...and call it progress" )
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Light construction uncredentialed expert ( 50 OJT years), with minors in, energy efficient design, site development and excavating, heavy equipment maintenance, welding and fabricating. Just to name a few.


122 posted on 12/11/2022 5:03:44 PM PST by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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I don’t claim to be an expert but I have practiced the art of B.S. for a long time.


123 posted on 12/11/2022 5:14:16 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (God is good, He loves us, and He is always with us.)
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