Expert painter of paintings painted outside...plein air paintings.
Also I’m an expert drywall finisher, thanks to my Step-Dad teaching me the trade waaay back in high school.
Selling more art means less drywalling ;)
I used to know a little bit about many things...
As time went by I knew less and less about more and more...
Now I know nothing about everything.
Electroplating. Knot tying, helming ships, how to hit waves just right so everyone out on deck gets wet.
I am a Linguist, but it doesn’t help a lot with politics, other than I can decode liberal lies pretty quickly, lol
Some of us wouldn’t need a ladder to get a giraffe pregnant, if you know what I mean.
Parenting! and Home Schooling
“if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you’d need”
You’d probably be best at that.
For me, it’s just smoking out America-hating Neocons.
Call center management, CATV systems, and professional sports photographer. Kind of an eclectic blend.
I’m a janitor specialized in cleaning up other peoples messes but not my own.
I’m an Avionics Mechanic for legacy USAF aircraft. I specialize in every block of F-16s. I also am an expert in sortie production. I have extensive experience in Electro-Enviromental troubleshooting and also have experience with military acquistion.
I can also splice cable and replace wire harnesses.
More, but that is what you gain after 26 years in the military
75 inches. Unless it's in Zimbabwe.
FWIW I’m a member of The Court of Master Sommeliers and worked in the high end white tablecloth food/bev industry for decades. I’ve met quite a few famous politicians over the decades that are named here every day but don’t mention them for no one would believe me anyway LOL. (plus I’d out myself)
But hey, I don’t drink wine and like domestic light beer from time to time.
Used to run the wine ping list here on FR years ago - life got in the way and haven’t picked it up again, maybe someday.
Snapping necks, banging 10’s, and flying Blackhawk Helicopters
I know how to get ALL of my fasebuuk profiles into fukzuk jail at one time.
But is it an African or a European giraffe?
Light construction uncredentialed expert ( 50 OJT years), with minors in, energy efficient design, site development and excavating, heavy equipment maintenance, welding and fabricating. Just to name a few.
I don’t claim to be an expert but I have practiced the art of B.S. for a long time.