(Satire... barely) Fetterman Concedes Race To Oz, Gets Ready For 6 Years In The Senate

Original Content | 11/9/2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Fledermaus]

And run them as Dems then vote with GOP once in.

They do it to us.

[Pajamajan]

Worthy of The Bee. You should submit it to them.

[Lazamataz]

Worthy of The Bee. You should submit it to them.

Curiously, you have to be a paying member to submit articles.

Helluva business model. Make people pay you for them to write for you.

[Blurb2350]

In that case, doesn't the governor appoint a replacement?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Fetterman’s first floor speech:

“Tor like Senate! Tor think GOP bad!”

[TexasFreeper2009]

zero chance that THING makes it six years.

[Silentgypsy]

I had to do a double take to see if I was reading the Bee. Peculiar business model.

[Big Red Badger]

Nuke it from Space!!!!

[Peter ODonnell]

Oz down under as Fetterman sweeps Transylvania In an outcome that can only be described as a bite in the neck, Mehmet Oz had to concede defeat to the Electable Hulk, Count Fetterman. "I will serve the people of Transylvania by taking blood wherever I find it," promised the newly elected Senator. Meanwhile, Dr Oz stated, "only I could have lost to this guy. I mean, what did I do right?" A panel of experts said that newly developed voting techniques helped with Fetterman's win. A spokesman for the Democratic Party said "we couldn't have pulled this off without the astonishing 127% support levels in parts of eastern PA." Oz added this comment, "at least my voters are real people with a life."

[who knows what evil?]

Animal House come to life...a ‘documentary’ that sent SENATOR Blutarsky to Washington???

[Tired of Taxes]

Maybe Fetterman will get confused in the Senate and vote with the Republicans.

At least we can hope.

[Lazamataz]

Fetterman looks like a fetal gamma-radiation experiment.

[blu]

Guess who is happiest that the Feeb won? Slo-Jo, of course! He says “Finally a solution to the Kamala problem. I’ll ditch her and appoint Fetterson as my VP! Then we’ll have two feebs running the country! Sub-brainiac power to the less-than-normal!””

[bagster]

That's perfect, McGee.

[Big Red Badger]

It’s Unanimous!!!
You Win the Thread !

[Big Red Badger]

A close Second.

[PapaBear3625]

I posted this to the PA board
https://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/

We were focused on Oz/Fetterman, the Democrats were focused on Mastriano/Shapiro in their ad campaign, painting Mastriano as an “extremist” who wanted to ban all abortion.

Result?
Oz lost 2,414,628 / 2,622,962
BUT
Mastriano lost BIGGER at 2,174,068 / 2,897,388 !

There were people who voted for Oz who refused to vote for Mastriano because of Mastriano’s abortion stance.

It was Mastriano who brought down the whole PA Republican ticket.

The number of people who voted for Oz but refused Mastriano, and apparently voted Democrat on the other race, was bigger than Fetterman’s margin of victory.