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Oz down under as Fetterman sweeps Transylvania In an outcome that can only be described as a bite in the neck, Mehmet Oz had to concede defeat to the Electable Hulk, Count Fetterman. "I will serve the people of Transylvania by taking blood wherever I find it," promised the newly elected Senator. Meanwhile, Dr Oz stated, "only I could have lost to this guy. I mean, what did I do right?" A panel of experts said that newly developed voting techniques helped with Fetterman's win. A spokesman for the Democratic Party said "we couldn't have pulled this off without the astonishing 127% support levels in parts of eastern PA." Oz added this comment, "at least my voters are real people with a life."