Winner!
"take a moment to raise a glass to Fred Franzia. Wine aunts, boaters, RVers, and hosts of large gatherings across the nation owe a debt of gratitude to this man. He, of course, pioneered the concept of box wine, and for years, the boxes of vino that bear his name have graced wedding receptions, birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries, house parties, and refrigerators everywhere. Also known as the mastermind behind the concoction Two Buck Chuck, Fred passed away Tuesday night at the age of 79. Celebrate accordingly and, of course, responsibly. And safely — and by that, I mean make sure the box is sitting flat on the fridge shelf before pouring."