To: Elsie; MHGinTN; SouthernClaire; aMorePerfectUnion
Got any good ones? 🤪😆
2 posted on
09/03/2022 5:55:28 PM PDT by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Mark17
(from memory, from Nat Geog map of Ireland)
Limerick’s an historic city,
eleven hundred years old what a pity
that this Georgian delight
of industrial might
is best known for verses half-witty.
8 posted on
09/03/2022 6:03:59 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Mark17
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
15 posted on
09/03/2022 6:23:19 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
To: Mark17
There once was a young man from Boston,
Who drove a little red Austin,
Had room for.....
24 posted on
09/03/2022 7:54:10 PM PDT by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: Mark17
There once was a carving in stone
Where a square looked the same as a cone
It was thought to tell time
Though the stones didn’t chime
But it gave off an unearthly tone
35 posted on
09/03/2022 9:09:01 PM PDT by
rlmorel
(Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
To: Mark17
Plenty!
Most have a sexual innuendo that shant be seen on FR.
45 posted on
09/04/2022 10:12:19 AM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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